College life: without a doubt, the worst wakeup call ever

[urahomo]

Dude your fucking gay.

 

[Larf03]

Dude your fucking gay.

Hey Pyrus... I think he's hitting on you... he seems hopeful...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'm taken.

BY YOUR MOM.

Sorry, Honorable Shogun Masashi Urahomo.

 

[urahomo]

Yeah thats right. I'm the guy waking up with hairy legs in my face? Sounds like someone passed out during his first male 69er.

 

[Brett]

urahomo = matt

 

[Zob Rombie]

...who has this unfortunate habit of wandering around drunk and naked.

at least he isnt GAY and known for wandering around drunk and naked

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah thats right. I'm the guy waking up with hairy legs in my face? Sounds like someone passed out during his first male 69er.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the massive flows of blood gushing out of your mangina. Come back when you're done manstruating, cockholster.

 

[Super Mahrio]

dude....LOL!!! that sucks yet at the same time is most hilarious!! i too, hope you used bleach

 

[urahomo]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the massive flows of blood gushing out of your mangina. Come back when you're done manstruating, cockholster.

Man, that had to be the best comeback I have ever heard. I can't believe you brag so openly about waking up next to a man.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Reading Comprehension 101. Take it. Learn.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Man, that had to be the best comeback I have ever heard. I can't believe you brag so openly about waking up next to a man.

Man, if penis sucking was an Olympic sport you'd be a three-time Gold medalist.

 

[lizard]

you TOTALLY screwed up your opportunity:

 

[lizard]

 

[lizard]

 

[NinjaKitten]

hahahaha spooky story. When I read the first couple of lines I was thinking.. shouldnt you be writing this to playboy or something? But then along came that hairy leg and I was like whoa.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

But why did you leave out the part where there was some sticky white stuff on your leg and your butt was covered in lube?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Because that didn't happen. I woke up as soon as he fell into my bed, and I count myself lucky that I did–who knows what might've happened if I hadn't?

Apparently, he came into my room because he thought it was the room next door, and my bed was the bed of the girl who lives there. Or at least, that's his story.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I totally shouldn't have stopped coming to this place. These are the things that I missed. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Phew. Funny.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Skyclad fucken rules.

And yeah. Stick around. Heheheheh, "stick."

 

[MFJ]

Skydancer fucking rules even more.