an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

and now i can retire ...

 

[Chromatose]

i dont like syrup either.

i was raised eating lite syrup, its a completely different taste, so regular syrup is way too powerful for me.

 

[Captain Beard]

At your funerals, they'll point out that both of you spent your entire lives seeing who could post the fastest back and forth.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

funerals? no no, we've already decided we'll be zombies...but i suppose we could have funerals, then at the end, delightfully crawl out of the casket

 

[Chromatose]

nope, no funerals, our plan is to become zombies before we die.. and no one gives funerals to zombies.. (except for that one guy turned zombie in Dawn of the Dead, but he didn't get a chance to live out his zombiness)

 

[Chromatose]

hahahahahahhahaha

see, its the plan, hhahaha

 

[Captain Beard]

I did that years ago. I found out St. Ives products do wonder for your skin, keep it from decomposing.

 

[Chromatose]

what do you do to keep away maggots?

 

[Captain Beard]

I use Maggot-Away!(tm)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I use Maggot-B-Gone

 

[Incendiare]

I didn't think they sold Maggot-B-Gone over here. There's a first time for everything.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

yeah man, go to charlies cyder lodge "EH"

he keeps tons of that shit in the back

maggots LOOOOOOOVE the cyder

 

[Incendiare]

Good tip.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

I just tried to read this thread from the start.

I failed.

LONG LIVE THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE RANDOMNESS!

 

[Incendiare]

Post #1000. I rule.

More randomness to come.

 

[a guy...]

I missed 2000th post...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

would hulk really say

"HELL YAY!"

???????????

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

the REAL hulk would say NORSK AYRSK BLACK METAL WOOOARGH!

 

[Tee]

I'm keeping it alive for you guys. happy swimming in the foutain.

 

[Chromatose]

yeehaw, texas is a hot sweaty place