Well i guess i should contribute then...3000, here we come... and as for a Swedish poem i just came up with... ehem...
"Risifrutti, Risifrutti, av dig blir man så prutti.
Yoggi Yoggi, av dig blir man groggy.
Oboy, oboy, med dig har man skoj.
Cream parafit, du är för alltid min favourit!"
"get out of bed God you'll miss the best part of the day!"
"no mother I wont miss the best part of the day cus I haven't invented the best part of the day yet!"