an Ode to my Tofutti

this thread will never ever ever EVER die!!! or if it does, it will become a zombie thread :lol:

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I AM the leafslaying basketeer. Fear me!!!


It's just a flesh wound...

Carnivorous Cheeses!!!

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I read through this whole
Thread and after much delib-
Eration that it's

Without any doubt
My all-time favorite thread
Of all of UM

Greatest memories
Contained herein remind me
How great you guys are

Many thanks Chromie
And everyone else who
Participated.
 
No one else liked my haiku?? Well then I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll pick this damn thing up and throw it through the window, then me and my pal Nico are gonna go downtown and celebrate haikus!
 
i suppose i've tainted your precious tofutti thread now haven't i?:Smug: :p

it reeks of SPAM doesn't it? well...you smell like beef jerky! :lol:
 
sitting on the desk
is a video we got
in the mail about

the washlet toilet
that shoots your butt with a jet
of water to wash

...(the poop away)
 
"... or it could always rise on the 3rd day... like Jesus. Or was it the 7th day? Damnit! Those people at Catholic school would be ashamed of me..."

I like how you had that in the quote at first...then changed it. :p