an Ode to my Tofutti

[PlatypusJesus]

And Garm's voice...is so wonderful...and majestic....and wonderful.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Know what makes me want to dance?
The thought of the sound of your flesh grinding between my fingers.


tessaiga, big sword
I love Inuyasha man
kagome's short skirt

 

[PlatypusJesus]

OOOOHHHHH, you know what I like.

 

[Karmic]

listen to the penguin....make the BITCH a sundae
and i forgive your altered state randomness

but drugs are still wrong. WRONG! *shakes fist*

omg

 

[Chromatose]

yay for tofutti
drinking my dr pepper
and eating my lunch

 

[Karmic]

chromie is the man
wiggling is his hobby, yarrr
wiggling forever

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yay yesterday i
took a pic of a car that
looked like the ghost bust-

(er's car)

 

[Chromatose]

no, too much wiggling
i break bones and cause tumors
from all that wiggling

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

instead you must give
aveeno baths for my flea
bites that itch real bad

 

[Chromatose]

fleas are really gross
but not as gross as rude ralph
rude ralph is so gross

 

[Karmic]

CT loveth Kiss
from the depth of her feces
beware the chunk hunk

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i want to go to
scarborough faire with sammeh
to out-juggle the

(stick juggling old guy there)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yay, I love this thread
Haiku makes me glad inside
Horray! Tofutti!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Why the hell's this thread
Still 'live, a spawn of satan
Oh well, it is fun

 

[Karmic]

yarr, say us pirates
ahoy, me matey swabs deck
swab that deck, poor Will.

 

[junkie]

I'm amazed this thread is STILL going.

Ah haiku.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

When's the wedding, Keith?

 

[junkie]

what wedding?

Stupid insane wench I was engaged to fucked me over once too often, and she kept the fucking ring.

But I'm not bitter

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Bummer, dude.

You should rape her. Rape solves everything, and it's totally metal as well.

 

[Chromatose]

bump for isabel
so she can get inspired
and write gorey poems