an Ode to my Tofutti

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

about redneck-ism. THATS 6 ...... all those have two.

You should learn to count
just kidding dont get pissed off
flame me if you will

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I made an error.
STFU, you redneck
and fuck your sister

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Id fuck my sister
if your mom would roll over
she is killing me

her ass is squishing
my big fat cock, but you can
tell she loves the dick

she told me I was
much better in bed then you
mister needle dick

when im done with her
Ill send her back with a buck
for you guys dinner

 

[Pancakes]

NicodemiX still
looks like an asian boyscout
at least I think so

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Nicodemix cant
compete with my mad haiku
skills, he is a bitch


Why cant we all just
get along in relative
peace and harmony

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i would like to point out that "about redneck-ism" is indeed 5. a-bout red-neck-ism. Count 'em 5.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i dont get it

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no one made a joke.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

i would like to point out that "about redneck-ism" is indeed 5. a-bout red-neck-ism. Count 'em 5.

ISM HAS TWO VOWEL SOUNDS IN IT . SAY ISM WHILE HOLDING YOUR HAND UNDERNEATH YOUR JAW. YOUR JAW DROPS TWICE TO SAY THIS THEREFORE COUNTS AS TWO. DO IT YOULL SEE.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

its now vowel sounds that you are counting... its syllables...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and i don't know about you... but my jaw only "drops" once when i say it

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sorry Jewbagel
All-caps man is right this time
"-ism" counts as two

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Darn darn darn darn darn
Darn darn darn darn darn darn darn
Darn darn darn darn darn

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Darn darn darn darn darn
Darn darn darn darn darn darn darn
Darn darn darn darn darn

Thatll work. Good job.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I am heartbroken
For at Safeway I found that
They've no otter pops

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

maybe your jaws broken. I dont always type in caps, Ive gotten better you unappreciative heatherns. :Smug:

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yes... we're all such heatherns....

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I am heartbroken
For at Safeway I found that
They've no otter pops

That is a damn shame
maybe they will have them for
you tommorrow night

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

heatherns! heretircs!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I was just kidding
dont go getting all angry
at me , you heathen