an Ode to my Tofutti

Kvlt Wench · Jun 16, 2004

Though I try to write
Nothing good will be written
So no gore for now

Kvlt Wench · Jun 16, 2004

Mighty otter pops
With six glorious flavors
I bow before them

MajestikMøøse · Jun 16, 2004

my left testicle
hairy and scary it is
right testicle shaved

WhiteBeastofWotan · Jun 16, 2004

I try to play Death
But I am not steve d'giorgio
So i fail poorly

Pancakes · Jun 16, 2004

Stealer of Dreams said:
Mighty otter pops
With six glorious flavors
I bow before them

Chromatose · Jun 16, 2004

OH OH MY GOODNESS
i remember now! at first
i wasn't so sure

otter pops! oh my
sure brings back the memories
(suck it, fla-vor-ice)

Kvlt Wench · Jun 16, 2004

Kvlt Wench · Jun 16, 2004

Kvlt Wench · Jun 16, 2004

Ahem... this is the revised version.

Mighty otter pops
With their six zippy flavors
How I long for them

Chromatose · Jun 16, 2004

MajestikMøøse · Jun 16, 2004

msn started
a name popped up "Shania Twain
is my GOD" ha! gay.

Tide In Mind Out · Jun 16, 2004

Otter Pops! Whoa-ah!
I Remember Those From Way
Back. Me Want Some Yay!

MajestikMøøse · Jun 16, 2004

What the fuck are they?
are they an otter on a
stick for consumption?

Tide In Mind Out · Jun 16, 2004

*sheds a tear in remembrance*

Chromatose · Jun 17, 2004

Kvlt Wench · Jun 17, 2004

http://www.otterpopstars.com/musvid.html

Watch this video
It is flamboyantly gay
And will cause your death

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · Jun 17, 2004

I thought they were good anyway.

MajestikMøøse · Jun 17, 2004

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
I thought they were good anyway.

the rules are, you must
only speak in haiku here.
otherwise you die

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · Jun 17, 2004

Oh I see, My bad
Forgive me ,for I am white
otter pops rock ass

MajestikMøøse · Jun 17, 2004

being white has no-
thing to do with it. it's all
about redneck-ism.