an Ode to my Tofutti

[Kvlt Wench]

Though I try to write
Nothing good will be written
So no gore for now

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Mighty otter pops
With six glorious flavors
I bow before them

 

[MajestikMøøse]

my left testicle
hairy and scary it is
right testicle shaved

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I try to play Death
But I am not steve d'giorgio
So i fail poorly

 

[Pancakes]

Mighty otter pops
With six glorious flavors
I bow before them

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2004/otterpops/index.html

:O

 

[Chromatose]

OH OH MY GOODNESS
i remember now! at first
i wasn't so sure

otter pops! oh my
sure brings back the memories
(suck it, fla-vor-ice)

 

[Kvlt Wench]

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/syllogism.html

 

[Kvlt Wench]

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/audio/otter1.wav

Disgraceful...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ahem... this is the revised version.

Mighty otter pops
With their six zippy flavors
How I long for them

 

[Chromatose]

A+++

 

[MajestikMøøse]

msn started
a name popped up "Shania Twain
is my GOD" ha! gay.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Otter Pops! Whoa-ah!
I Remember Those From Way
Back. Me Want Some Yay!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What the fuck are they?
are they an otter on a
stick for consumption?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*sheds a tear in remembrance*

 

[Chromatose]

http://www.seefred.com/cgi-local/shop.pl/page=otterpops.htm

 

[Kvlt Wench]

http://www.otterpopstars.com/musvid.html

Watch this video
It is flamboyantly gay
And will cause your death

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I thought they were good anyway.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I thought they were good anyway.

the rules are, you must
only speak in haiku here.
otherwise you die

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Oh I see, My bad
Forgive me ,for I am white
otter pops rock ass

 

[MajestikMøøse]

being white has no-
thing to do with it. it's all
about redneck-ism.