an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

finally its spring!
the windows are all open
nice breeze blowing through

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the tape starts off with
kreator's "people of the
lie", hell yay it's good

and i'm sending a
christopher sampler cd,
it's naughty hee hee

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes spring has sprung yay
i'm anxiously awaiting
a tornado yay

 

[Chromatose]

ooh, naughty, can't wait
ow, so sore from devil sticks
ha ha I'm a wimp.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

aw sorry you are
sore, but that is a good sign
means good exercise

 

[Chromatose]

yay for tornados
perhaps then you can take a
pic of one for me

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh hell yay i will
if the tornado comes close
enough, that is, yay

 

[Chromatose]

there's so many birds
outside my window, chirping
oh my its so loud

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh no the birds are
going to get you jester
squid, run, save yourself!!

 

[Chromatose]

ahhh! well I am safe
indoors, I'll just wait them
to leave, then go out

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes yes good idea
watch out though, they are surely
waiting to drop bombs

 

[Chromatose]

I once had a bird
poo in my hair, oh goodness
it was just so gross

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

yes i bet it was
that has yet to happen to
me, hope it doesn't

 

[Chromatose]

I think odds are low
for getting pooped on by birds
unless you taunt them

the scenario
occured at a Fair, walking
through a stinky barn.

our Fairs around here
consist of lots of stinky
barnyard animals

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha ha ha ha ha
my time is low, i better
go, damn damn damn damn

 

[Chromatose]

oh damn, oh well then
alright goodbye CT and
have a great weekend

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

no not gone yet, heh
i hid the screen well hell yay
got some more time yay

 

[Chromatose]

oh, well hooray then!
i wouldn't want you to do
something like leaving

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes, leaving is sad
but i will have to in a while
to mail your stuff yay

then later i am
gonna see that movie called
dreamcatcher, hell yay

 

[Chromatose]

dreamcatcher, yes cool
I'm thinking about seeing
it this week as well