an Ode to my Tofutti

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 22, 2003

i hope not to see
it at the mall because the
seats are uncomfy

Chromatose · Mar 22, 2003

we just got some new
huge ass movie theater
with such comfy seats

thats where I will go
and it has such awesome sound
(making you jealous)

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 22, 2003

we have a good one
it is like that too, i hope
to see it there yay
(united artists)

Ihreil Junkenstein · Mar 22, 2003

It impresses me that
A haiku orientated
Thread has this many posts.

Zombie Eater · Mar 23, 2003

i have a fondness
for the following list of
leprosy haiku

http://www.ee0r.com/leprosy.html

Ihreil Junkenstein · Mar 24, 2003

Like Job bemoaning
The loss of his family
I weep for my ear.
- Elliott C. Evans
WHAT A LINK!

Zombie Eater · Mar 24, 2003

"On a windy day
Guns are unnecessary
To blow my head off."

that one's classic

-- the squid

Lies and Perfidy · Mar 24, 2003

Check the boards at school
Four hundred fucked up haikus?
How'd I miss this thread?!

a guy... · Mar 24, 2003

Hello ev'ryone.
Chromie how are you today?
A guy is good now.

lizard · Mar 24, 2003

Saddam and George Bush
were once a pair of best friends
estranged lovers fight.

Chromatose · Mar 24, 2003

welcome back a guy...
I am doing just peachy....
ha ha! good one Liz

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 24, 2003

hell yay it is hot
today here in texas, heh
80 degrees, fuck

that is a little
too hot for pleasant walking
but here i am, yay

Chromatose · Mar 24, 2003

its 70 here
and it feels like I'm melting
when I'm used to cold

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 24, 2003

it will be cooler
tomorrow yay but then it's
going to rain, damn

a guy... · Mar 24, 2003

I have a headache
Starting to get a mood swing
I'm schizophrenic.

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 24, 2003

oh sorry to hear
that, love slave, heh heh heh heh
i am not well, no

but i just had to
make it here anyway, yay
nice talking to you!!!!

a guy... · Mar 24, 2003

Talking on the phone
Didn't scare you off did it?
I am grateful, yay!

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 24, 2003

no!! no of course not!!
i was afraid it might have
scared YOU off, heh heh

a guy... · Mar 24, 2003

On the contrary
I thought you sounded real cute
Eternal thank you's.

Tide In Mind Out · Mar 24, 2003

ha, you are welcome
sorry i didn't talk so
much, i didn't have

any privacy
at the time, sorry if you
were bored, heh heh heh