an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha, yeah i was wondering why that stick up just came out of nowhere like that...but i guess that is how they happen

 

[a guy...]

Forgive me guys?

 

[Chromatose]

lol ! thats so cute

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha, sure

 

[Chromatose]

returning to Oz
it was a lot creepier
than we last left it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes, with a gay king
and speed addicted wheelers
and, uhh...a chicken!!

 

[Chromatose]

and there's the princess
with her pantry full of heads.
eggs are poisonous!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and a lunch pail tree
with ham sandwiches, boo, booooo.
why not tofutti

 

[Chromatose]

it would melt, of course
underneath the hot oz sun.
the ham was spoiled.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

perhaps the lunch pail
tree was refrigerated
throughout the branches

 

[Chromatose]

or they used to be
there, and they will all grow back
since oz is restored

 

[Chromatose]

the nome king hated tofutti.

 

[Chromatose]

and chopped down the tofutti pail trees, that bastard

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

tofutti for all!!
now that the nome king is no
more, yay for chicken

 

[Chromatose]

I blame the scarecrow for all the evil, if he had been a better king then none of that may have happened !!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

he should never have been king anyway...even with a brain he's still stupid. i think...oz should have been made into an anarcho syndicalist commune, hahaaa

 

[Chromatose]

"anarcho syndicalist commune" ... hahahaha

but yeah the scarecrow's few minutes in that movie did nothing to impress me of any leadership abilities he may have. his new brain seemed to do him no good.. in fact he was better off before, he came up with such a catchy tune!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah, i think everyone in oz did some heavy drugs, scarecrow especially since he was king

 

[Chromatose]

of course they have to do lots of drugs in oz, otherwise you start to notice how NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE !! ahhhh !!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

of course, hahaaaa