an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

those weren't just any ordinary lollipops those munchkins were pushing ! definitely laced with something ...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha, those dirty
damn little lollipop kids
just say no, dorothy!!

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

This is really getting close to N/more Vs Iced Earth.....
Steps must be taken!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

indeed!!

 

[Chromatose]

yes! this thread shall rule the board! muahaha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

bow before the great squid and his tofutti!!

 

[Chromatose]

**with the great jester maiden by his side**

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha, yes, yes, of course!!! ..and all traitors, infiltrators, tyrants, etc, must successfully walk under and through the fountain of toilets without getting wet, and if they fail, they shall be fed to the snallygasters!!! and if they are successful...they shall be shrunken and forced to live in the bonsai forest in constant fear of being chosen as squid food

 

[Chromatose]

lol.. excellent plan!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes...but then again, the bonsai forest should be a place of happiness...we'll just need a dungeon

 

[Chromatose]

exactly, I need to be able to stroll barefoot through my bonsai forest without fear of getting little people squished between my toes.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

right...that would be unnecessary messiness. haha, a bonsai forest...i can just imagine it!! it will be awesome

 

[a guy...]

Okay, who was it
That gave me a rep point that
Just said "Shrubbery!"

 

[a guy...]

As for your plans of world domination, I certainly hope I'm on your guys' good sides.

 

[Chromatose]

of course!!

as are all TCB members

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha!!! that reminds me!! i saw a commercial on tv for some movie that's coming out, where some kids go camping in the woods or something, and there's something out there trying to kill them...and a newspaper article flashes on the screen and it says "west virginia...something," and then it shows an axe being thrown at one of them...hmmm....crazy lumberjacks in west virginia...sounds familiar

 

[Chromatose]

ahhh seems someone's been stealing ideas for their movie script! heh

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

...to the dungeon they go

 

[Chromatose]

indeed... feed them to the snallygasters ...


(yet another attempt at shoving a post into UM.. to see if it works .. )

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yay it worked...but not for long