an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

whats with all the "" faces ??

hmm.. i think they're onto you, they know you cheat and sit at a computer ALL DAY without letting anyone else in

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that last

was for shifty senators....there's only three 20 minute computers you can sit at. i've only used one of those twice, and both times, when my time was up, i got up and took my place at a stand-up computer...i still stand all day

 

[Chromatose]

by "sit" I meant "stand" .. but those are still on timers, eh? .. so I stand by my statement..

of course I prefer you to cheat the system and not relinquish computer control

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well most of the time no one bothers me and i can keep my computer without "cheating", however, there have been times i had. the library's pretty vacant right now. most everyone has left..how refreshing

 

[a guy...]

I'm psycho and should be locked up.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh?? haha, that reminds me, this one band called in to KNON last night for the band pledge contest (the band that pledges the most gets a whole show of their own for one night), and anyway, they're called undisputed felon, and they're all in the state penitentiary!! haha!!

 

[Chromatose]

hahah, thats great.

and way to go with the pledging

 

[lizard]

.....ok...something shifty is up...another oriental guy, who i think was with the loud one, is sitting there chatting with this geeky library computer guy, that works here. and suddenly they both looked at me and halfway smiled, then huddled back down again chatting, hmmmm

sounds to me like the geeky oriental crowd is planning a WORLD DOMINATION TAKEOVER, and will make all of us cool people take live SARS virus.

 

[Chromatose]

hew: good thing I'm not cool

 

[lizard]

I'm not either, unless I wear my smiley tee with the bullet hole in the forehead
but they fear all they can't control.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha!! i can be geeky if i have to...hmmm but then that might mean having to join forces with them...can't do that, as a proud member of the yard toilet militia, i must remain loyal to them and them only, heh

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we can flush all them and their SARS away

 

[Chromatose]

all the yard toilets all flush to the same central dump site, full of lost coconuts and mexican poo, SARS and little oriental guys

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha ha ha!!

...and LOTS of burrs!!!!

 

[lizard]

hey!!!!
Burr is my last name! haha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yoooo BASTARD!!! heh heh heh

 

[Chromatose]

there's both good AND evil burrs

as documented through history
and what has stabbed me in my feet

 

[lizard]

it's true! the first Burr came to america in 1634 from England. that's why I write Burr on every ten dollar bill I get, because Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

way to go liz, haha....i have a bastard of a relative, a french bastard!! who brought one of the first boatloads of slaves over here, wooo i'm so proud, heh

 

[Chromatose]

he was such a bastard!

and much like johnny appleseed, there was little bad johnny burrseed, who engineered the mutant burrs, and roamed the lands west of the mississippi, distributing them in multitudes, enacting miniscule moments of torture for those damn hippies who don't like wearing shoes outdoors.