an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lizard]

way to go liz, haha....i have a bastard of a relative, a french bastard!! who brought one of the first boatloads of slaves over here, wooo i'm so proud, heh

every family has a black sheep, ha ha. or at least, a good legend about one. or they should.

how about this famous historical figure"

Ebenezer Chromatose. few people know he fought alongside the Earp brothers and doc holliday at the gunfight at the OK corral.

 

[Chromatose]

damn the french!

I've always been ashamed that I share my birthday with a french holiday.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ahh yes, ebenezer chromatose...haha, it's fun trying to imagine...

 

[lizard]

c'mon pilgrim...draw!

 

[Chromatose]

i thought i had a relative that was wounded in the beginning of the civil war, and thats how I got this cool civil war rifle thats in my house... but i started researching it lately and all the really old relatives say that we had no relatives fighting in the war that could've passed on the rifle .. so I guess this backs up my history of having a family of thieves! hahahha

 

[lizard]

here's the famous professional wrestler, Antonio Taylorio...

 

[Chromatose]

and lets not forget Captain Taylor, lover of apes..

 

[lizard]

haha!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hmmm i do like monkeys...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

but not as much as squids!!!

 

[Chromatose]

perhaps thats why i randomly bought a small rubber monkey from archie mcphee.. i felt some strange urge to buy it when i was in the store so i did... hmmm..

along with steak air freshener for my car and those cocktail squids ...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hmmm perhaps! those were some good purchases you made

 

[Chromatose]

lol, thanks.

the squids are going to be my companionship on the long road out to the west

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Chromatose]

(it saves on shipping costs that way, ha ha)

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

true, and what great little companions they will be

 

[Chromatose]

indeed.

2 of them should be set free, to live out their delightful lives together in a yard toilet.

 

[Chromatose]

how touchingly symbolic that would be.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

....hmmm but there are no more existing yard toilets, that i know of