I can picture it now...
CT: Dad, I'd like you to meet my friend Chromatose.
CT's Dad: well young man, tell me a little bit about yourself...
Chromey: well, I'm unemployed, I'm known as the jester squid, and I met your daughter on line while talking about her wearing lederhosen and singing zum geburtsdag...
CT's dad: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!