an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

a delightful dish of calamari mixed with avocados, okra, tofutti, and sopaipillas, perhaps


hahahahh

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

perhaps, somehow....

...ooo random item, veggie calamari, hahaaa

 

[Chromatose]

it's more of a metaphorical dish than anything.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes, exactly

 

[Chromatose]

Vegetarian Calamari (Ika-Age)

From Japanese Cooking: Contemporary & Traditional
Konnyaku may seem rubbery and strange, but I have found that it makes an excellent substitute for calamari. It has a fishy enough flavor, and the texture is perfect.

• One 8 to 10 ounce package white konnyaku (grey can be used, but the white looks more convincing)
• Flour for dredging
• Oil for frying
• Salt, lemon juice, ponzu (light salty, citrus dipping sauce), or soy sauce to taste

Slice the konnyaku 1/4-inch thick. Dredge well in flour. Heat the oil until a small piece of konnyaku dropped in
rises steadily and quickly to the surface. Fry several pieces at a time until crispy and light brown. Drain well. Serve with lemon juice, sea salt, ponzu (light, salty, citrus dippiing sauce), or soy sauce, if desired.
Yield: 2-4 servings

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

interesting...indeed...hmmmmm

 

[Chromatose]

oh good, I actually found a picture of some veggie calamari

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[Tide In Mind Out]

looks like...modeling clay, ewww. but i would still try it, hahaha

 

[Chromatose]

yea really.. i was hoping when i found some it would be VERY squidlike..

well its modeling clay properties may come in handy for molding tentacles out of it.

 

[Lillitu]

Hmmm. This all sounds faintly cannibalistic to me.

 

[Chromatose]

oh come on now.. obviously its a little more than "faintly" cannibalistic

 

[Lillitu]

hahahahaha. Well, since it's vegitarian squid stuff, it can't *really* be cannibalistic.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Chromatose]

eating a squid in effigy...


... its the thought that counts

 

[Lillitu]

S'up kids? I haven't been around much in a while. Still blissfully unemployed Chrome?

 

[Chromatose]

I sure am. no point getting a job when i am taking another vacation in just about 1 MONTH!!

down into the south this time... ha ha.. good ol' Texas.

for the QUEENSRYCHE CONCERT! woooooooo .. among many other things..



"... and there was much rejoicing"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

:hotjump:yee haw!!

 

[Chromatose]

:hotjump::hotjump:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

....

 

[Chromatose]

monumental insanity is just around the bend....