Another Fucking Religion Thread

[Thoth-Amon]

^Thanks for the input Augustine.

 

[CAIRATH]

I think he edited that post like ten times. I swear it looked different every time I loaded this thread.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I believe thats what we call "Evolution".

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I believe thats what we call "Evolution".

which of course does not exist... read the Book of Mormon idiot...

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Not if you want to get into nirvana!

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Not if you want to get into nirvana!

*checks the BOM, D&C, POGP* nope no such thing as Nirvana...

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

But did you check your thetan levels?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

But did you check your thetan levels?

oh shit *checks Dianetics and Battlefield Earth* shit you are right

 

[ohiogrinder]

which of course does not exist... read the Book of Mormon idiot...

I fucking hate Mormons. oh noes I said "fucking", I'm probably going to go to hell! fucking sheep.

 

[Alter]

Christians can finger their assholes all night for all I care. You can't go to heaven when it's not real!

If god was real and did create people in his image than you would be able to sin all you want and go to heaven. If god has to send people to hell because he fucked up he's a coward, that's the epitome of not taking responsibility for your actions because you're god. You put me here where is my reward.

When I die I better be surrounded by naked angels with brown hair ready to fuck the shit out of me. fuck my sins gone

It's impossible to be perfect so just kill us all now and try again. In my next life if figuring out I was reincarnated am going to really hate god. I'd rather burn in hell. I would hope god would know i'd do the samething, he's god. I don't need to wait 80 years being a bible thumper and try and go to heaven.

If you read this GOD fuck you, you suck.

...and your post proves nothing...

 

[CF87]

I had a really bad hangover!

 

[Ender Rises]

I can't even count the amount of bad points and logical fallacies in that post on my own two hands, mainly because there are more than 10.

Sigged.

 

[CF87]

I fucking hate Pilgrims.

 

[Crimson_713]

I fucking hate Pilgrims.

Wat

 

[Zephyrus]

Not a fan of Thanksgiving I take it, Greys?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Not a fan of Thanksgiving I take it, Greys?

i'm not

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[Valerie]

lol@calling modern Americans imperialistic because of what people did hundreds of years ago

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Lol at black people still bitching about slavery, even though that was a hundred years ago.

 

[Valerie]

Lol at black people still bitching about slavery, even though that was a hundred years ago.

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