Anybody around Chicago want to listen together?

[Omni]

If Dodens lived in Chicago, I'd be posting right now to tell you that you can't have him.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

lulz

 

[The Ozzman]

 

[Omni]

Be quiet, Andy. Adults are talking. Go to your room and play with your toys.

 

[The Ozzman]

If by 'talking' you mean 'having phone sex'

 

[Omni]

If by 'talking' you mean 'having phone sex'

Phone sex? I'm pretty sure it takes more than that to keep Dodens from posting in a thread where I make fun of V5.

 

[The Ozzman]

A handjob, then?

 

[supseudonymous]

If by 'talking' you mean 'having phone sex'

The Domni is incapable of phone sex because it understands no sound waves that can not be classified as metal.

 

[The Ozzman]

The Domni is incapable of phone sex because it understands no sound waves that can not be classified as metal.

 

[whiskey funeral]

This thread is really awesome, you guys!

 

[Omni]

A handjob, then?

I'm good, but I can't type while giving him a handjob, and he can't see type or even see the screen while... Well, I'll just leave that to your imagination.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Einherjar86]

Wow.

 

[skeptik]

How did I miss this? I was busy...uh...working on someone...thing.

 

[The Ozzman]

Trying to suck your own dick doesn't count

 

[supseudonymous]

How did I miss this? I was busy...uh...working on someone...thing.

Funny that the someone you were working on was so bored during the event that she was simultaneously posting here.

 

[The Butt]

I nominate this for sketchiest thread ever.

Fixed.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Funny that the someone you were working on was bored enough during the event that she was simultaneously posting here.

Oh no he di'nt.

 

[Omni]

Funny that the someone you were working on was so bored during the event that she was simultaneously posting here.

I only post on the internet during the throes of passion, obviously.

 

[skeptik]

Funny that the someone you were working on was so bored during the event that she was simultaneously posting here.

This is why you ultimately were not invited to the Vintage Vinyl meetup TBH.