A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packer fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packer fans too.
Not knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Packer fan" he retorts.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud BEARS fan!" boasts the little boy.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a BEARS fan.
Well, my Dad and Mom are BEARS fans, so I'm a BEARS fan too, he responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Packer's fan."
