Anyone watching Salma Hayek at the Oscars?

I FUCKING MISSED HER AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I WATCHED ALMOST THE ENTIRE SHOW!!! :yell: :yell: :shart: :fuck-self-up-ass:

I only watched it to see Chris Rock, and his monologue had me in tears. :kickass:
 
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I'm so pissed the Aviator did so well, now we're stuck with that smirking dicaprio for the next ten years.
 
JayKeeley said:
OK fair enough. :heh: But this is a classy look - black Prada dress and high heels. Hmmm...even straight women can't help but love Salma.

That's true, I also find her great. Although in a perverted way I even like Catherine-Zeta Jones too.
 
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK! Scorsese got snubbed again.
The Oscars sucked this year big time. Rock sucked, the movies sucked and honestly noticed for the first time how self important all these fucking actors really are.
You are not changing the world people .. get over it.
 
I thought they were pretty damn boring, and I am pissed Sideways didnt have a chance. and the Aviator wasnt even close to one of Scorcese's best movies. The problem is how many more movies can the guy make, before he fnally wins? whose legs does he have to break?
 
my wife kept me updated while I played GTA and listened to some tunes, but I did watch some of it during dinner. Boring as all hell.

I did hear Rock's opening speech which was the best part of the show, from what I saw.

Beyonce is one hot nig....I mean chick.

I was disappointed The Aviator lost Best Picture. But Eastwood is a Hollywood darling, and his film was a "boo-hoo-I'm-in-tears" movie which the Academy drools over every year (except last year, thank Gawd), while The Aviator was not really a cry-me-a-river story at all.

And I really don't see the hate for DiCaprio. He did a phenomenal job on The Aviator, love 'em or hate 'em. Sure, he's not my fave actor either, but he is better at his job than Keanu Reeves.
 
speed said:
I thought they were pretty damn boring, and I am pissed Sideways didnt have a chance. and the Aviator wasnt even close to one of Scorcese's best movies. The problem is how many more movies can the guy make, before he fnally wins? whose legs does he have to break?

I was also disappinted at him being robbed again, they'll probably give him a lifetime sympathy award when he's pushing ninety...although if those rumors of him making a sequel to Taxi Driver come true, fuck him.

But in Oscar talk that really matters: Salma >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beyonce
 
Hey who was the guy that got the honorary Oscar? His daughter had the biggest knockers of the evening that I wanted to rest my head upon and just take a nap. After fucking her blind for 6 hours of course.
 
One Inch Man said:
I FUCKING MISSED HER AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I WATCHED ALMOST THE ENTIRE SHOW!!! :yell: :yell: :shart: :fuck-self-up-ass:

So you missed her present an award with Penelope Cruz? Jeez - both those women are out of this world.

See picture that lizard posted - that was Salma last night. AMAZING!

I only watched it to see Chris Rock, and his monologue had me in tears. :kickass:

White people make films with titles like "Saving Private Ryan" or "Catch me if you Can"!

Black people make films called "Barbershop". Or "Carwash". Or "Soul Plane".

:lol:

Did you see the bit when he went to the Magic Johnson theater and asked all the black people which films they saw. Nobody watched Million Dollar Baby or The Aviator, but they all loved White Chicks. One dude even said the best film ever was Chronicles of Riddick. :lol: