Apparently.... Opeth is black metal.

[worldwide_suicide]

rofl

i can picture Barney teaching those kids how to paint:

"Hey kids, you wanna draw the grimmiest forest with the most withered nature ever seen?!"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy"

"Grab your "progressive battlecore" crayon and come with me!"



*kids are then raped by a 45yr old man in a purple dinosaur suit*

 

[:Wreath:]

 

[Powers]

"pirate metal"

ahem

 

[:Wreath:]

how about 'angry housewife metal'? :Smug:


that's why I dislike labeling music...

 

[Benighted Joe]

Despite what other people may say, I'll always categorize Opeth as Progressive Metal...

 

[Hubster]

What the hell are you doing? Trying to get this back on topic?

 

[Disasters apprentices]

Meh, I dont like alot of black metal, seems like the alot of bands usually sounds like

(BASS, SNARE, BASS, SNARE, BASS, SNARE, BASS, SNARE) as fast as possible.

Sure I'll get reemed for saying that though.

That's not black metal, that's humppa.
Black metal is more like bass drum on sixteenths and ride on sixteenths and snare on every forth.

 

[Pethical]

not really

 

[Hubster]

Of course it is. Ask them to name ten Black Metal albums and see what happens when their amazing knowledge of the music falls flat.

 

[Kenneth R.]

That's not black metal, that's humppa.
Black metal is more like bass drum on sixteenths and ride on sixteenths and snare on every forth.

right, cause music has to follow a precise set of instructions.

who forgot to read the owner's manual?

 

[Darkhammer]

cannibal corpse.

 

[Blue_Jay]

This isn't black metal. The vocalist is nothing like a black metal artist. This is more death metal progressive metal and folk all combined as one to make an amazing band that creates on average 10 minute long songs with the three formulas.

 

[:Wreath:]

^ I hope you're not tlking about cannibal corpse

 

[Blue_Jay]

That guy up there was talking about Cannibal Corpse now reading the manual instructions but for me I was talkin about Opeth I haven't even listened to Cannibal Corpse. Are they any good?

 

[Opethian666]

No.

 

[Prognostic]

if you like low quality american death metal

 

[Hubster]

if you like low quality american death metal

 

[biggsy]

No.

.

 

[Crysiss]

Real good reply. Bravo.

 

[biggsy]

Thanks