are any of you drummers? if so, GET OUT.

[Demonspell]

Join us for When Drummers Attack, a presentation of the estates of Keith Moon and John Bonham. In this one-hour special, you'll get even more reasons to hate Lars Ulrich, see why drummers are the biggest cause of tensions within bands both famous and unsigned, and see exactly how fans react to pointless drum solos. Watch Mike Portnoy refuse to give a fan an autograph. Watch Martin Lopez have a nervous breakdown and Gene Hoglan unleashing the fury on a box of fried chicken. See Phil Collins act like an egomaniac backstage. You won't believe what we catch Hellhammer doing with a girl we sent to his dressing room. Plus exclusive footage of Nicko McBrain mowing down that security guard.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

For the record, I wrote all the lyrics and did the arrangements for my band. And sorta came up with a lot of the riffs, in that I went "jun jun jun JUUUUUN deedly deedly" and our guitarist translated that into real music. But, that's prolly cause the rest of my band was more or less constantly high.

Er, I'm a drummer. Case you couldn't guess.