Are you a BITCH?

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Hopla again

ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know...
Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
"BITCH."

What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself." She says.

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" - SMILE... and say
"Thank You!!"

>p<!:L

 

[Manbient]

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" - SMILE... and say
"Thank You!!"

>p<!:L [/B]

What if they call you a dumb fucking slut with herpes?

 

[Thanatos]

 

[MRBEAST]

What if they call you a dumb fucking slut with herpes?

then you should close yer legs and quit picking that scab on yer lip

 

[umdebaba]

hehe bumble and ^

 

[Heliologue]

old fucking threads....

 

[GreatPhoenix]

the joke should've ended with "Wife" instead of gettin' all gay with the Babe In Total Control of Herself bullshit. that's so ghey!!!!

 

[MRBEAST]

the joke should've ended with "Wife" instead of gettin' all gay with the Babe In Total Control of Herself bullshit. that's so ghey!!!!

not ghey, the words geigh

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

It's so gheighy to correct smbody on the net who mispelled an imaginary word

 

[FangsFirst]

geihgihgrhg...this so stupid.

why can't we just say stupid like we always used to?
what's wrong with kids today?

 

[Pancakes]

That joke is fucking stupid.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

This thread is so old. It wasn't just dug. It was dug outta the fucking grave.

 

[FangsFirst]

That joke is fucking stupid.

see? stupid is satisfying.
but yes, it is quite stupid.

I heard someone's poem that made bitch yet another acronym, twas much better than this.

 

[Pancakes]

If, by 'grave', you mean 'rancid anus', then yes.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Why yes Cakes. I did. :Spin:

 

[Pancakes]

K, just making sure.

 

[DE]

but what about the orphans?

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

We don't know any orphans.

Cept the pornorphans. And they suck.

 

[Black Dragon]

I had a girlfriend who always did that Babe in total control of herself thing online in her screen names and such. It wouldn't have been so bad but she acted like a kid playing with a slinky for the first time. To her it was the neatest thing in the world and needed to be emphisized 3 times a minute.

Very annoying.

 

[Cows on million man march]

hmm...it cant be worse than doing it with OnE LetTeR iN CaPiToLs AnD oNe In LoWeR cAsE... ...damn, that was so time consuming.