xenophobe
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Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover.
Are you sex gods?
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nafnikufesin
N.F.F.
The one's with poor bedroom performance aren't likely to post and brag about it. So let's see, who hasn't posted yet?IRoN said:
Here's mine...
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
mourningstar
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lmao, i almost died laughing with some of those questions/answers!
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.
family and peace? yeah yeah....
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.
family and peace? yeah yeah....
mourningstar
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nafnikufesin said:The one's with poor bedroom performance aren't likely to post and brag about it. So let's see, who hasn't posted yet?
Lolita Vampiriá
Sister of Mercy
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your abundant sensuality and seductive style drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Venus is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.
Unleash the sex goddess in you!
I suppose all the ladies who took this test are goddesses
Unleash the sex goddess in you!
I suppose all the ladies who took this test are goddesses
mourningstar
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hope not gods *blinks*Lolita Vampiriá said:I suppose all the ladies who took this test are goddesses
manuelgv
Back now...hopefully
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
Tho I think this is not true,anyone wanna test it?
Tho I think this is not true,anyone wanna test it?
Sonnenritter
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Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
Silver Raven
Evil Wench
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.
Ultima Ibanez Overlord
-=The Dude Abides=-
My results:
"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. Ultima Ibanez Overlord is so great in bed. Forget all the other results that have been published, this is the one that makes sense"
It's pretty spot on, I think.
"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. Ultima Ibanez Overlord is so great in bed. Forget all the other results that have been published, this is the one that makes sense"
It's pretty spot on, I think.
nØthing
Christpuncher
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover.
mourningstar
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Angelwitch said:Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.
I dunno if anybody has a diferent opinion, It's just a test anyway!
I got that too.
rahvin
keeper of the flame
Hearse said:"Ohh my god, your a total wanker! On goddamn pathetic needledick who shouldn't never come out of his closet! Do world a big favor, Vanish!" ??!!??
you forgot "to find out all the details about your total lack of any lovemaking skills, sign up with emode and have a chance to win an inflatable doll".
i ended up as dionysus, which at least is good because of the drinking lots of wine part. however, i find that the questions were dull, stereotypical, and sexist. at least the ones for the guys.
rahvin.
What? your theme-song WASN'T "I touch myself"?
Hmm, seems like everyone's a god or a goddess here, so not that accurate test I assume. I was
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
I'm not going to sign up to anything for that...
Hmm, seems like everyone's a god or a goddess here, so not that accurate test I assume. I was
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
I'm not going to sign up to anything for that...
opacity
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Demonic Rapture
Vomit surge
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover.
...This can't be right. I demand a recount...
...This can't be right. I demand a recount...
Caelestia
rawr
Anyone who takes the damn quiz is automatically a god or goddess. It should be called "Which God/Goddess Are You" instead. How misleading, tsk tsk
rahvin
keeper of the flame
Caelestia said:Anyone who takes the damn quiz is automatically a god or goddess. It should be called "Which God/Goddess Are You" instead. How misleading, tsk tsk
it could at least feature the chance for men to be goddesses and vice-versa. or the possibility to shapeshift into animals. or at least funnier names.
rahvin.
