Are you Steakknife?

[Strangelight]

Everytime I go to the bank I am steakknife
No men work there so all the women whisper when I walk in and dont understand that I get money from 'other countries'. Then I go to the post office to post cds and I am steakknife there as well. They dont understand why Im posting so many things to 'other countries' and they whisper and look at me funny.
Is it just me?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

You are a piece of kitchen cutley. I don't understand.

I once went ballistic at the post office. They were out of Priorty Mail boxes and I started yelling at everyone and punched the door. Everyone was looking at me like I'm retarded, which of course I am. Ahh.... memories.....

 

[Bastet]

next time you should just tell them you're a rockstar8

don't try to hide it any longer

 

[rafael]

Hahahahahaha.. yeah... that'll teach them a lesson!

Anyway... I know that I'm a steakknife, but I can't recall any specific stories..

 

[Eos]

Is it just me?

Women just can't resist the mysterious .. especially when it's longhaired

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i am steakknife in uni. they keep shouting at me and they give me angry looks each time i go to fill forms and that

 

[Dhatura]

I think I would be steakknife if I knew what it is. Or rather, what it is not, cause we all have had hundreds of theories.

 

[Dora]

paranoia?

 

[cedarbreed]

I'm steaknife in the metal and hardcore scenes

 

[trona]

Women just can't resist the mysterious .. especially when it's longhaired

This is so true, ever so true. hehe.



Other than that, I have no idea what you're talking about. Steakknife?
People do the same thing to me though all the time. I have no idea know what they're thinking at all.

 

[Andy_2003]

hey Trona if I grew my hair long would you want to do something naughty with me?

 

[trona]

AH, Andy, you know my heart is taken by one and only one, and you know it's not my husband.

 

[Andy_2003]

ok well we can get to know eachother better, and you could get the webcam, go on msn more, sexy

 

[Don Corleone]

im Steaknife in the mornings usually. whatever

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

im steak-gob in the morning usually. and not the walt disney steak-gob type ffs.

 

[best]

I am steaknife right now since the stupid professor started to make a quiz on wednesday.

 

[Bambi]

"I'm steaknife and so is my wife"

 

[Strangelight]

I just came back from the post office unscathed

might have something to do with the fact that a bloke served me, not one of them sponky eyed trollops FFS!

 

[Morpheus]

http://www.steakknife.org/

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

might have something to do with the fact that a bloke served me, not one of them sponky eyed trollops FFS!

funny you should say that. i went to the post office once to get some money from that money transfer thingy, and the woman wouldnt give me the money cause i looked younger on me id. so she asked that bloke and he said 'its a valid id ffs give him his money' and she did