ARRRRRRRRRRGH FUCKING TELEMARKETERS

Yeah, you pieces of shit. I couldn't live without you all for long. I'd first off like to apologize for the random shit I got into with doomcifer (god knows what was going on with myself at the time.) I'm sure I was in the wrong. Otherwise, I hope you'll take me back as well as you took my spamming in the past. I'll let you know though, I'm a telemarketer now :lol: If you think we want to call you, we don't. I spend 48 hours a week busting my ass to get you people to donate $12 an hour, if you don't, good for you. It's a fucking scam anyways. ASK THEM TO TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST OR PUT YOU ON THE "DO NOT CALL" LIST. Even if its a charity, they have to follow that, otherwise it's a lawsuit in the making. :). I can answer any questions you have concerning the faggotry.

Hello everyone. You knew I'd be back. I'm just that gay.
 
UPDATE... Im still drunk from st pattys... Took me some time, but I figured that out. :lol:
 
man as robot said:
Yeah, you pieces of shit. I couldn't live without you all for long. I'd first off like to apologize for the random shit I got into with doomcifer (god knows what was going on with myself at the time.) I'm sure I was in the wrong. Otherwise, I hope you'll take me back as well as you took my spamming in the past. I'll let you know though, I'm a telemarketer now :lol: If you think we want to call you, we don't. I spend 48 hours a week busting my ass to get you people to donate $12 an hour, if you don't, good for you. It's a fucking scam anyways. ASK THEM TO TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST OR PUT YOU ON THE "DO NOT CALL" LIST. Even if its a charity, they have to follow that, otherwise it's a lawsuit in the making. :). I can answer any questions you have concerning the faggotry.

Hello everyone. You knew I'd be back. I'm just that gay.
Click to expand...


I knew you wouldn't be able to resist posting in a telemarketing thread if you ever saw one :lol: :lol:
 
is man as robot the guy who started a thread about how and why he was leaving or was that birkenau?
 
When i was living at home we used to get a heap of calls (well i assume mum and dad still do haha)

I got one when i was about 15 from some wine society offering me a membership, I ran with it a bit. When they asked "do you enjoy a nice glass of wine sir?" I replied "on the odd occasion but considering im only 15 it is somewhat illegal and you could probably get arrested for signing me up" they stammered for a bit and asked if my parents were home i laughed and hung up.

We also got them all the time from Inida wanting to change our phone plan, mum never had the heart to just hang up, so i would snap the phone cable from the wall as i walked past.

We havent had any at my new place, lucky you bastards dont have my phone number or i would be screwed from that previous statement.
 
Décadent said:
I said "probably" in mine, so there's my loophole.
Click to expand...
not to mention you died. as RC's resident undead, you can pretty much do whatever you want and get away with it
 
Fuckers just called trying to shove a Capitol One membership down my throat. I listened to it for about a min, the gal then suffered some computer trouble and made me hold. I put the phone down for a minute as I stood idly by as she Came back crying my last name in hopes of a response. I finally grab the phone and say "hello". And then proceeded to tell her that "I can't talk right now, my dog just died."

Worked like a charm.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

bRaTpRiNcEsS
O/T: How To Mess With Telemarketers
Replies
7
Views
851
Anthrax
Phxthrax
P
DanLights
Fucking fuck I fucked my Iphone
Replies
60
Views
3K
Bar
DanLights
D
lurch70
You've got to be fucking kidding me 2 ...
Replies
172
Views
3K
RC
MajestikMøøse
M
Ihreil Junkenstein
My random life.
Replies
3
Views
248
Nevermore
Unreg
U
Ayeka
Guts by Chuck Palahnuik
Replies
6
Views
272
RC
Ayeka
A
Top Bottom
Back