Yeah man, it turns out tiny sandwiches don't really float around in the ocean like that. Photoshop indeed.
A+, but I'm a Last Crusades kinda gal.
I've decided, as a long time Jason fan that I am offended by your Loomis-like version of jason and DEMAND it be altered.
DEMAND!!!!!
No, Jason is bald, with few wispy strands of hair, has been, always shall be!!!!!
Jason should always be the deformed monsterous man ( see parts 1 and 4 ), or at the very least the undead monster ( see parts 6 and 7 )
This means waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
To be truthful, I've only seen Friday the 13th and Jason X. Anyway, I match your intent of war with indifference.