Art Thread

Peeing on his feet! Probably to get all the biting ants off. Miserable insects, disrespecting a god like that.
 
In Thebes? Shit, that must be a hardy jellyfish. Probably pissed off too. "I fucking hate freshwater rivers, no oceans for 600 god damned miles... Who is this long nosed asshole about to step on m-"
 
one of these:

giant_jellyfish.jpg
 
Oh fuck that. He'd need to bathe in a lake of piss to get over that one. How would it affect just his feet though? Did he kick it maybe?
 
Why is Anubis looking down? He taking a piss? Or studying his feet?

For many reasons:

1. Makes for a more interesting composition
2. It puts a heavy shadow over the eyes, which gives off an air of bad-assery.
3. Because I said so. :)
 
I'm gonna send you one later tonight. I'm going to be a happy zombie. I've got some ideas ;)