That would be cool if he was! And I was born to a two legged donkey who gave birth in shim's (She/he was a Hermaphrodite.) mouth. I grew up in Arcturus and lived there till I saw what metal is. Asgaroth showed me to the light or Earth, whatever the hell you want to call it. I call it.......Earth? Well anyways back to my useless story that only is brought up out of my sheer reliance on people paying attention to me or I will undoubtfully perish into the burnt embers of the fields of Limbo where me and my monkey-friend Bobo will roam the vast depressing plains of depression only to wake up and realize that reality is but a dream turned nightnmare, turned dream once again, turned nightmare, turned emptiness. I was sitting in the park one day eating a box of chok-lates waiting for the bus, when a young girl came up to me, spit in my face and called me stupid and spit into my $3.00 (Canadien.) store bought box of yum yum's chocolates. Then I killed her and rotted her corpse then turned into a Necrophiliac and lost my virginity....to a 3 month old rotting corpse of an eleven year old.
The End.
By the way, Asgaroth needs to come to Detroit, Michigan asap!!!!!!!! And they need to bring Fathervic along because he is cooler than my nuts in winter, in Alaska, that way I can drive him mad telling him some of my gay stories. That way I can apologize to him, dress up in a Teletubbies outfit and live happily ever after knowing I got to see Asgaroth play on stage.
I just had to say that. Damn, I need more coffee. Bye.