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Dear Dr. Jake,
A friend of mine talked shit about my girlfriend to two other friends of mine. The two friends do not especially like the shit-talker. The two friends went and told my girlfriend, so now she is very pissed at the shit-talker and I can't hang out with both of them at once anymore.
Am I right to be mad at the two friends who blabbed to my girlfriend that she was being shit-talked about, or what?
thanks,
Bewildered in Brighton
A friend of mine talked shit about my girlfriend to two other friends of mine. The two friends do not especially like the shit-talker. The two friends went and told my girlfriend, so now she is very pissed at the shit-talker and I can't hang out with both of them at once anymore.
Am I right to be mad at the two friends who blabbed to my girlfriend that she was being shit-talked about, or what?
thanks,
Bewildered in Brighton
The Dope
Hi.
Ok, I know this isn't really for medical help per se, but I can't really hear anything out of my right ear, and it's been like this more or less since Thursday night. It comes and goes, and with the help of ear drops, it's getting a little better, but it's still annoying. I think it's just clogged and not an ear infection, since there's no pain. Also, I don't think it's a cold or sinus thing. So how long should I just keep on doing what I'm doing and hoping that it'll clear up before I go to a doctor?
FuSoYa
Lunarian
Dear Dr. Jake,
I am thinking about trying out for the death metal band Vehemence but they won't respond to the post I made. Is it because I am slightly effeminate?
t
I am thinking about trying out for the death metal band Vehemence but they won't respond to the post I made. Is it because I am slightly effeminate?
t
Dear Bewildered,xfer said:
this couldn't be more of a faggish metrosexual problem if josh came up with it himself. so one of you friends hates your lady friend. and now you can't hang out with both at the same time... big fucking deal. why would you want to bring the cuntish fuck around when you are with the girl he doesn't like anyway?
and don't get pissed at the two friends you told her. you should be thanking them. if that shit would have went on for a few months AND THEN she found out, you'd be back to getting sex from spiders and warm bologna.
deal with it in your own faggish, emotional way. but i say, a big fuck off to the guy talking trash about your lady in the first place. (i'm sure that is what your two squealer friends were going for anyway)
xoxo,
Dr. Jake
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
what do you mean this isn't 'for medical help per se'? i'm a fucking Doctor right? my name is DR. JAKE!? fucking hell moron. maybe you were thinking, 'well, i don't know what he has a PHD in'. well i'm here to set you straight shitface, i have THEM ALL. that's how fucking smart i am. i'm telling you, you came to the right guy.The Dope said:
anyway, stick one of those ear candles in your ear. light that shit, and it will clean the fuck out of your ear.
xoxo,
Dr. Jake
try it. i swear it's the best thing in the WORLD for you to do at this point.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
avi
W3RK3R
mindspell
vvv Jake's ass vvv
Dear Dr Jake,
The bastards in the city office decided that that putting signs up to clear up the snow in the streets 4 hours before they begin is good policy. They usually start clearing things up at 7PM which means that they can put the sings up at 3PM and be completly correct. I am sorry but at 3PM I am at work, and I have no idea when I will be back home to move my car out of the side of the street they are clearing out.
Dr Jake, whom should I give abuse to and what should I say?
The bastards in the city office decided that that putting signs up to clear up the snow in the streets 4 hours before they begin is good policy. They usually start clearing things up at 7PM which means that they can put the sings up at 3PM and be completly correct. I am sorry but at 3PM I am at work, and I have no idea when I will be back home to move my car out of the side of the street they are clearing out.
Dr Jake, whom should I give abuse to and what should I say?
The Dope
Hi.
Baliset
guitar deity
Dear Dr. Jake,
I was cleaning my room last weekend and noticed that i had an excess number of copies of the indieworkshop.com compilation. since i already have one for myself i am feeling temtped to use the others as coasters for my living room table or as targets for shooting with my rubber band gun. What should I do?
massi in medford
I was cleaning my room last weekend and noticed that i had an excess number of copies of the indieworkshop.com compilation. since i already have one for myself i am feeling temtped to use the others as coasters for my living room table or as targets for shooting with my rubber band gun. What should I do?
massi in medford
Josh Seipp
Member
dear dr. jake,
how do I get off the internet and back to work? it's been 3 years now and my productivity is slipping!! please help!!
- procrastinating until someones saves you
how do I get off the internet and back to work? it's been 3 years now and my productivity is slipping!! please help!!
- procrastinating until someones saves you
minxnim
meow
