ask Leper anything!

Hmm.. I would think whoever Melinda was supposed to marry killed her, or maybe someone he hired. It just seems like he found out she was cheating on him and would rather kill her than have to deal with her, and it seems like a pretty unmodern setting, so this wasn't unlawful or anything. If your wife talks back beat her, kind of setting, just my opinion.
 
When is Opeths next release coming out? What will it be called?

it's gonna be a live album called "contract fulfillment" and will hit the stores in may, 2002.

Who killed Melinda? Even though we discussed this earlier, all we know is that it's not the narrator.

OJ Simpson did it, believe it or not.

where's the nearest cd store that sells Opeth to winter park colorado?

next big town's store.

What are the numbers for the lotto this week?

5559732

Will I find love this fall?

mmmmh, keep tryin'.

Is MIG a boy or a girl?

none of the above.

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there, does it make a sound?

of course it does. all you need is a special sonic device to uncrypt the sound it made, which must certainly have been recorded in some hollow space.

Would Mikael is God have woman problems if he were a chick with a penis?

well, it has to come out through some place!
 
Originally posted by metalmancpa
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there, does it make a sound?

The question is . If we were in a forest and a tree fell , would we hear it , or would our minds just think that we had seen it , and heard it . Is the tree real , is sound real , and if it is all real and true . Why did the tree fall , what was it at the particular time that made the tree fall . Why did it fall to the north , south , east or west . Why was there exactly enough gravity , wind , age (of tree) , lack of other trees to block wind and hold it up , roots to hold it up . Why did the seed grow in that place so close to humanity . or was it far away from humanity and , we just destroyed everything to get to the tree , and it all happened for a reason . it all happened so that we could see the tree fall , and hear it . Nobody realizes the coincedence's that would have to happen for a person to see a tree fall , and hear it . Everybody takes things for granted and never really takes the time to notice all the things that had to happen for that tree to fall . If everybody took just 10 minutes a day to figure out how an event happened (like somebody seeing the tree fall) , if we did ,
it would help us better understand things , instead of just passing them by and forgeting about it . No one notice's the little things , when they are so complex .



Just think of how many secounds are in a minute , x that by how many minutes there are in a day , x that by the number of days in a week , x that by the number of weeks in a year , then x that by your age ( and add on the extra seconds left over , half of a year etc) . You'll find the number is pretty damn large , that's around how many seconds heave ticked by sence you've arived on this earth . then look at a clock with the extra hand on it for sec, and just watch your life just tick by . I meen we just sit here for thousands of seconds , each and everyone of us , just typing away , and what purpose does it serve , ohhhhhh gee , wouldn't it be just fine if you could get your music and meet other opeth fans without computers . It would be a lot more interesting , go out for a beer with fellow opeth fans , discuss music , and other things . If you set down to a table with an opeth fan you are more influenced to say things , on a computer you are more passive because it takes more time and energy to type things and get a reply , so points are not made with computer .

If you get 5 e-mail's per day , you may not reply to everyone , even if they are an opeth fan , but if you get 5 letters in at your mailbox everyday and one of them is a letter from an opeth fan , you immediately sit down and write a reply to that person , you will wait around and hope that you get a reply back , and when you do you are relieved and cannot wait to read it and reply .


But anyway thats just my opinion . Excuss my poor grammar and spelling .
 
THANK THE NON-EXISTENT DIETY!
(I have so much to ask!)

Well, the first question that springs to mind is, if one were to engage a hand-held betatron, what would the effects be back upon their body? Is cold fusion possible? If a tree falls on Evil Edith, does anybody care? Why is it that the humerousness of an archie comic is inversely proportional to your age? Why can we never consistently spell names right on the "let's write a story!" thread? Will my death be as a result of the chemical byproduct of millions of biomechanical ant-like cellphone creatures, or via the sudden and unexpected falling of a piano that had, until recently, been suspended far above my head, a la many a cartoon? Who made the decision that Wile E. Coyote and Tom & Jerry was good T.V. viewing for children? And who came up with cocaine and said "Here, try this stuff, it's expensive, and'll make your penis small! Then... you die!"? Who looked better in the leathery S&M-esque outfits, Rob Halford or Keith Moon? Who ARE the brain police? And why are my internal organs convinced that building a fountain in a small middle eastern country would be beneficial to cheese quality worldwide? Finally, who the fuck has my goat's blood?!
 
By Wars... "Nobody realizes the coincidence’s that would have to happen for a person to see a tree fall , and hear it. Everybody takes things for granted."
That's what you think. Who says I wouldn't realize all the little things that took place and how rare it was that I actually saw it. The chances of me being there. Anytime something out of the ordinary happens, I consider the odds and it's pretty amazing. Granted, what I consider to be out of the ordinary, another might not.
Also by Wars... "On a computer you are more passive because it takes more time and energy to type things and get a reply , so points are not made."
I don't think so. If your typing skills are good, there's no obstacle here. I probably talk more about music and Opeth online than I ever have in my life online...so...I like it. ;)
By Hoser the goof... "If a tree falls on Evil Edith, does anybody care?"
:rolleyes: Goof...

People are decaying slower in their graves because of all the preservatives in foods nowadays.

Lynn

I wear a naked soul.
 
Originally posted by Opet
That's what you think. Who says I wouldn't realize all the little things that took place and how rare it was that I actually saw it. The chances of me being there. Anytime something out of the ordinary happens, I consider the odds and it's pretty amazing. Granted, what I consider to be out of the ordinary, another might not.


Yeah but were Opeth fans , I wouldn't put anything past an Opeth fan .
 
Originally posted by HoserHellspawn
THANK THE NON-EXISTENT DIETY!
(I have so much to ask!)

Well, the first question that springs to mind is, if one were to engage a hand-held betatron, what would the effects be back upon their body?


you don't want to know, trust me.

Is cold fusion possible?

yeah, I have done it a couple of times with my expresso machine.

If a tree falls on Evil Edith, does anybody care?

that's doubful.

Why is it that the humerousness of an archie comic is inversely proportional to your age?

absolutely

Why can we never consistently spell names right on the "let's write a story!" thread?

ignorance.

Will my death be as a result of the chemical byproduct of millions of biomechanical ant-like cellphone creatures, or via the sudden and unexpected falling of a piano that had, until recently, been suspended far above my head, a la many a cartoon?

nah, you will just make a false step and knock your head with the edge of a sidewalk.

Who made the decision that Wile E. Coyote and Tom & Jerry was good T.V. viewing for children?

me.

And who came up with cocaine and said "Here, try this stuff, it's expensive, and'll make your penis small! Then... you die!"?

Sigmund Freud.

Who looked better in the leathery S&M-esque outfits, Rob Halford or Keith Moon?

none.

Who ARE the brain police?

they prevent your brain from gaining knowledge. they are called media as well.

And why are my internal organs convinced that building a fountain in a small middle eastern country would be beneficial to cheese quality worldwide?

because God hates you, so he made you stupid.

Finally, who the fuck has my goat's blood?!

I told you God hates you.