ATTENTION toby, mia, monster fish lovers

[Astral Poetry]

I wonder how it tastes...

 

[coelacanth_M]

jesus christ, you fucking people!

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN BABIES/PUMICE STONE??! (but sort of transparent and floppy, a bit like the way fugu/puffer fish or whale tastes.)

yes, i did just use that opportunity to boast that i've eaten both the poisonous puffer fish and whale. but seriously i really do think mister mystery wise-fish would taste like that anyway (and pumice too.)

 

[goatschool]

b b bbb bb bbb bbb b b bb b b b b bbb bbuuu bbuuu bbuuuuu bbbuuuuuu but what i'm trying to say is that i think you're viewing the under-jaw structure of an upsi

 

[coelacanth_M]

oooooooooh.

you may be right on that one, nick.
he has a very wise jawline, i guess, if that were the case.

pumice still tastes weirdly crunchycreamy.

 

[Astral Poetry]

jesus christ, you fucking people!

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN BABIES/PUMICE STONE??! (but sort of transparent and floppy, a bit like the way fugu/puffer fish or whale tastes.)

yes, i did just use that opportunity to boast that i've eaten both the poisonous puffer fish and whale. but seriously i really do think mister mystery wise-fish would taste like that anyway (and pumice too.)

I've eaten whale and shark. That's about as exotic as my fish tasting has gone.

 

[coelacanth_M]

whale is such an odd flavor/texture.

you'd expect it to taste like fish, but then again, it's a mammal, so it's actually got a flavor more similar to something like beef.

shark is also delicious (most seafoods are!) but i advise you: don't *eat* sea cucumber intestines. it tastes like salty dayglo orange used sea dildo.

 

[minxnim]

i wish there were a closer up picture of those human type appendages.

 

[mindspell]

Sea cucumber intestine is not that bad. Shark is a very nice fish, nice and sturdy that works very well on the grill.

Whale I have to try and puffer fish too. I'd eat babies if it wouldn't get me in trouble, I am sure it tastes like bear....

 

[xfer]

I'm looking forward to the death of Ingrid Newkirk, the head of PETA. not just for the obvious reasons, though.

see, in her will, she stipulates that when she dies, her flesh will be barbecued on the front lawn of PETA HQ (or something) and offered to passers-by to eat. (also that her skin will be made into boots, her eyes preserved and sent to the FDA, shit like that)

of course, she's trying to make a point about animal and human flesh BLAH BLAH BLAH. what she's actually doing is removing the only opposition to cannibalism i have--the moral one of not wanting to eat a person who has been murdered, or at least died accidentally but may not want their body EATEN. so this is a one-time chance to try barbecued human flesh!

 

[Nebularus]

yes, i did just use that opportunity to boast that i've eaten both the poisonous puffer fish and whale.

Whale and fugu? Been there, done that. Living in Kobe as its "perks", I guess.

 

[mindspell]

I'm looking forward to the death of Ingrid Newkirk, the head of PETA. not just for the obvious reasons, though.

of course, she's trying to make a point about animal and human flesh BLAH BLAH BLAH. what she's actually doing is removing the only opposition to cannibalism i have--the moral one of not wanting to eat a person who has been murdered, or at least died accidentally but may not want their body EATEN. so this is a one-time chance to try barbecued human flesh!

I hear you. I have that moral opposition too, if it were to be legal to eat human flesh I would be the first in line to buy some. I have to try everything,it might suck as a meat though. I just hope that one day human cloning will strictly be used for human consumption purposes.

That point she is trying to make is totally flawed, stupid people in important position is never a good thing.

Tell me when she dies, I'll meet you there

 

[lizard]

I want some! unless she gets too old before she dies, then she might be tough and stringy.

 

[xfer]

if it were legal to eat human flesh i would still stay the fuck away. i just need an assurance from the person i'm eating that they're cool with it. a personal assurance.

 

[goatschool]

wasn't there a cannibal that arranged for two (willing) internerd meals?

 

[lizard]

Alferd Packer: my favorite American cannibal.

http://www.archaeology.org/magazine.php?page=0205/abstracts/cannibal

 

[xfer]

is that what the Nader Trader website is doing to scrape by now? well, unfortunately, i'm not willing to come through with my end of the deal.

 

[goatschool]

seriously, this is a hard one to comprehend.

Cannibal case shocks Germany

 

[xfer]

"You voracious man-eating son of a bitch, there was seven Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them. God damn you! I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you are dead, Dead, DEAD, as a warning against reducing the Democratic population of Hinsdale County. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sentence you to Hell but the statutes forbid it."

 

[mindspell]

if it were legal to eat human flesh i would still stay the fuck away. i just need an assurance from the person i'm eating that they're cool with it. a personal assurance.

Hence the cloning part of my post, who cares what they think if they were cloned for meat purposes...

 

[xfer]

and the Canadians try to position themselves as being less heartless than the Americans.