attn: cookie. why are there walnuts in you?

[minxnim]

seriously. you're dead to me now.

 

[azal]

walnuts are suxx in cookies. agreed.

 

[chupe666]

THREAD OF THE DAY.

THIS IS SERIOUS FUNNY.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME ON SATURDAY BUT WITH A BROWNIE.

 

[xfer]

that kind of shit pisses me off like no other. like, very few people would NOT eat a cookie or brownie because it DOESN'T have nuts, but shitting some nuts into the batter alienates 50% of the population. blech.

also, see "mayonnaise on wendy's bacon cheeseburgers".

 

[chupe666]

My lemon yogurt has lemony pulp in it.
At first, it was alarming, like someone slipped some crushed grainy asbestos or something in my yogurt, but then i read the label. it still feels funny in the mouth, though. yogurt shouldn't be granular.

 

[azal]

I'm so sick of the mayo bashing, IT NEEDs TO END!

 

[xfer]

even assuming you're right, all i'm asking for is that mayonnaise be OPTIONAL not ASSUMED.

 

[azal]

that's why you need to hit up da BK and have it your way.

 

[xfer]

GROSSER BURGERS

'course, we're talking about killing ten people as opposed to killing eight, but whatever.

 

[azal]

totally.

the lesser of the two evils
like America vs Iraq

 

[minxnim]

it seems to me like bakers feel self-conscious about their vegan cookies so they slip nuts in their to LIVEN IT UP since it doesn't contain any unborn birds or excretions from cattle.


DEAD TO ME.

 

[The Dope]

This weekend I ordered a burger at a little cafe-type place that featured sauteed mushrooms and swiss cheese as its main supporting flavours, and to my dismay, I found it to be occupied by mayonnaise in addition to the lettuce and tomatos, which I didn't expect but gladly accepted. See, they didn't say it had mayo, which the menu did specifically state about the burger immediately above the one I ordered, so I made an assumption. Thankfully I caught the error and requested a new, mayo-free top bun.

It was delicious too.

 

[azal]

burger with mushrooms and swiss cheese = a slice of heaven

it's my diner meal of choice.

and being from NJ.....yes I eat it alot.

 

[minxnim]

OKAY this is a full blown conspiracy now.
my fucking banana vegan scone is RIDDLED with walnuts and no one said walnuts at ALL anywhere when i was buying it.

FUCKING DEAD TO ME. ALL YOU VEGAN PASTRIES.

 

[azal]

god hates vegans, that's why.

 

[minxnim]

if god wasn't dead, i'd kill him and make a fucking cake out of him and eat it. so fuck that guy.

 

[azal]

right now he's chuckling and sprinkling an assortment of nuts on all your favorite man-made synthetic foods.

 

[minxnim]

i dont eat synthetic foods genius!


MACROBIOTICS FOREVAH

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I ate around the 5962345 walnut bits in the brownie anyway. I actually like nuts but they are bad for my weakend colon still!!

shit sucks. I'm going to start tapering my prednisone I decided.