ATTN: Fantasy Football Players!

[King Richard]

Mort, do me a favor and remind Flossy he has a team in my league please. He didn't even update his roster all week.

 

[Mort Divine]

oh okay, he's pretty lazy with it so I might just take over managing it.

 

[King Richard]

Ok, whatever works.

 

[King Richard]

It's about time my shithead team of underachievers scored as many points as I thought they could. 315.84 mother fuckers!

 

[AchrisK]

Again I get the shaft by benching the wrong defense. This time I got -5 from Jax, and should have gone with SD who scored +28.

 

[King Richard]

Mort can you tell Tasmanian I sent him a trade off please?

 

[rms]

drunkard your scoring system is insane. 300 pts in 1 week?

 

[Mort Divine]

Dude if I had simply played Lance Moore (who would have tho), the Jets D, and Kurt Warner in one of my leagues I would've been over 400 points. Interestingly enough, I'm undefeated in that. Infact I've had 2 300 point games so far, and one that was bordering on it.

 

[rms]

whats ur scoring like? ULTRA high on my leagues is maybe 140 and that's insane like 2-3 a season probably

 

[Mort Divine]

Completions (.2)
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 5 points at 300 yards; 10 points at 350 yards; 15 points at 400 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Sacks (-1)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 5 points at 100 yards; 10 points at 125 yards; 15 points at 150 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (2)
Reception Yards (25 yards per point; 10 points at 150 yards; 20 points at 200 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Yards (25 yards per point; 5 points at 75 yards; 10 points at 150 yards; 15 points at 200 yards)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles (-1)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (4)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (5)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (6)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (2)
Interception (3)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (4)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (30)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (27)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (25)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (20)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (15)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (10)
Points Allowed 35+ points (5)
Tackle Solo (1)
Sack (3)
Interception (3)
Fumble Force (2)
Fumble Recovery (3)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (4)
Block Kick (4)

 

[rms]

jeez ur QBs are stacked in that league

 

[King Richard]

Yeap, why do you think I drafted Brady with my first overall pick? I hated myself at the time, and then was somewhat relieved when he went down. Now I have Manning via a trade with Mathias, a-thank you.

The scoring is pretty nuts mainly due to the roster size. I'm experimenting with a few things this season. Here's the roster:

QB
WR
WR
WR
RB
RB
RB
RB/WR
TE
TE
K
DEF

That's why the scoring is so high.

 

[King Richard]

Actually Mort, ask Tasmanian who he wants for Reggie Wayne please?

 

[Mort Divine]

jeez ur QBs are stacked in that league

Yeah, I've got Brees, Rodgers, and Warner. It is no wonder I'm undefeated so far.

 

[seedofvengeance]

You're not undefeated... I'm the only one who is...

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, I've got Brees, Rodgers, and Warner. It is no wonder I'm undefeated so far.

Who do you want for Rodgers?

 

[Mort Divine]

I'm talking about in another league seed

and Ozz I don't really want to trade him yet, but I'll think it over and get back to ya