King Richard
Hello there
Pat's have been my team ever since I got into football at college over 10 years ago, but nice try. You strike me as the type of guy who would get in a fist fight over fandom, or cheer injuries when they happen to teams you hate. Too many of these people exist and it's just pathetic.
Suuuuuuuuuure you have been. I'm sure your selection process was simply Googling "most cunty franchise in NFL history." Congrats.