attn : female opeth fans

[Demoke]

What is it, then?

 

[Nico]

Canada rules.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

haha you know, flog the dolphin, choke the chicken, polish the bishop, club the baby seal...

 

[Demoke]

Got it, thanks. My dictionary supplies the following... And don't worry, Jinn, I've got a gorgeous girlfriend too!

Badger the witness
Bash the bishop
Baste the turkey
Beat up shorty
Beef-strokin'-off
Burp the worm
Choke the chicken
Clean your Rifle
Clear the snorkel
Date Pamela Handerson
Drain the dragon
Drill for oil
Exorcise your demons
Fiddle the ferret
Fight with Tarzan
Five knuckle shuffle
Flog the dolphin
Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Groom the Wookie
Jackin' the beanstalk
Jerkin' the gherkin
Manual Override
Milk the one-uddered cow
Onan's Olympics
Our Gang Spanky Marathon
Playing a Flute Solo
Play some Pocket Billiards
Pocket pool
Polish the pewter
Pulling your Taffy
Rattle the one-eyed snake
Say hello to Mr. Happy
Shake hands with the one eyed milk man
Shaking Hands with Mr. Goodwrench
Slobbin' the Milosevich
Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun
Squeeze the Charmin
Stroke the salami
Take matters in hand
Taming the shrew
Tease the weasel
Tickle the pickle
Twang your Magic Twanger
Varnishing the Fencepost
Visit the petting zoo
Wax the Winnebago
White water wristing
Windsurf on Mt. Baldy
Wrestle with the one-eyed monster

 

[breaklose]

@breaklose: Are you bored now that the Anathema boards are shut down?

yeah, so i thought i might have a look at the worst forum ever, and hopefully get that one shut down as well, cause it stinks of rotten farts.

 

[Jinn]

yea, this forum sucks. All the cool people are in the Katatonia forum.

 

[breaklose]

haha you know, flog the dolphin, choke the chicken, polish the bishop, club the baby seal...

i like that stuff in your signature, im gonna try and get in touch with the dude who does it.

 

[Reign in Acai]

If you squint and look at breaklose's avatar. It looks like she's topless.

Just an observation.

 

[Jinn]

she's wearing a shirt.

 

[deliverance]

If you squint and look at breaklose's avatar. It looks like she's topless.

Just an observation.

no it doesn't


and jinn, if it sucks, get out, and go to SoT2, they fuckin love you there.

 

[Jinn]

hah, those cunts? they hate me. Glad they left.

And I was kidding. my forum home on UM is and always will be the Opeth board.

 

[deliverance]

yeah I post on Sot2, but not much, most of them are dickholes, i just like when i find entertaining stuff there. machine's post is one of the only redeeming things.

 

[Jinn]

haha, true. Machine is Teh Win!

 

[Luz]

Indeed, AND the Bloodbath forum.
By the way, sign the petition!

yea, this forum sucks. All the cool people are in the Katatonia forum.

 

[the_drip]

I already signed the petition. Do I get a bloodbath DVD? I would like one.

 

[Luz]

...Damn, tough one, I would like to get one too.

I already signed the petition. Do I get a bloodbath DVD? I would like one.

 

[Nico]

I feel realy dumb for suggesting the Bloodbath DVD now.

 

[voldemort]

love him or hate him........hitler killed a lot of jews.
now thats a funny bumper sticker

 

[Jinn]

I already signed the petition. Do I get a bloodbath DVD? I would like one.

only if you get as many people as you can to sign the petition.

 

[Ermz]

That is one fucking big petition. I'll be looking forward to the DVD