Attn People That Hate Smallville

[Captain Beard]

FUCK YOUUUUUU CSI

 

[Will Bozarth]

Cock Sucking Investigators would be a much better show

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's one thing i can't stand about being in a college with such a high concentration of girls - the most pressing concerns in these people's lives are who got voted off of American Idol and who's having sex with who in what hospital room on Gray's Anatomy.

my seething hatred of the Gilmore Girls is another story entirely.
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[Captain Beard]

Thank you Will.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Cock Sucking Investigators would be a much better show

but how could i watch that if i don't have your laptop with me?

 

[Metal head87]

my seething hatred of the Gilmore Girls is another story entirely.
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Amen. I fucking hate that show

 

[Captain Beard]

My sister loves Gilmore Girls. Filthy whore.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Thank you Will.

CSI is to forensics as House is to medicine as American Idol is to musicians as Gilmore Girls is to real life - highly dramatized and polished.

i realize this.

i just love the idea of graphic gore and bizarre sexual behavior on a popular tv show.

 

[Metal head87]

The mom on the show is quite the MILF though.
Not too into the daughter

 

[Captain Beard]

What the FUCK are you doing watching it?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

The mom on the show is quite the MILF though.
Not too into the daughter

i don't really pay attention to the characters. any good or amusing aspect of the show is lost on my because i'm forced to watch it by a fat frumpy psycho who bases every facet of her existence on the show

 

[Metal head87]

What the FUCK are you doing watching it?

I don't watch it, but I know what the actresses look like. I have seen like one episode before, which is why I loathe it

 

[Captain Beard]

i don't really pay attention to the characters. any good or amusing aspect of the show is lost on my because i'm forced to watch it by a fat frumpy psycho who bases every facet of her existence on the show

Do I have to whip you with Halibut carcasses until you stop watching it?

 

[Metal head87]

Watching TV you hate. Another reason why dorming sucks and I will refuse to live under those conditions.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or you get your own tv, split the line, and watch what you want to watch. I've done this before for a small fee for relatives at their houses (Cable line split).

 

[Liverslapper]

i don't have cable so i don't watch smallville, but everytime i hear that name, i can't help but thinking that its an entire town with people who have small dicks...

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Perhaps after 6 seasons people are just tired of it?

what?
each season is better than the previous one
the only people that hate this newest season are the people that hated the 1st season

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

I find Superman entirely gay.

Smallville is definately less gay than any of the other incarnations of the superman character

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

i don't have cable so i don't watch smallville

smallville is NOT a cable show
it's on the channel that used to be called the WB

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Smallville has become needlessly convoluted now. The whole thing is dramatic beyond belief. You start laughing at the conversations involving Lex.

being "needlessly convoluted" is the thing that makes it so addictive
(see www.smallville.net)

the show being "dramatic beyond belief" is the producers trying to make the audience feel empathy for the characters and mimic soap operas

the conversations involving Lex (the convoluted, dramatic parts) are supposed to be similar to the conversations involving Lex from the comix and also imitating the conversations of the "evil" characters in soap operas