Audio Engineer Jokes

[raybrochill]

I'm a part of writing a commercial and I was wondering if you guys had any good cheesy jokes about studios with pretentious old school audio engineers?

Example:

I asked him if he liked waves plugins, he said that water would damage his tape machine.

Thanks!

 

[exoslime]

what about "we fix it in the mix" ?

 

[JasinElric]

I asked for his Kick samples, I still have his boot marks on my forehead.

 

[Pharaoh's Curse]

"We have 31 bands of graphic EQ on every channel"

This was actually a true quote from a local studio back in the 90's.

 

[SocialNumb]

Did you hear the one about Metallica?

 

[Uros]

"I like your new custom two channel tube preamp, it makes me wet!" - said no girlfriend ever

 

[Jordon]

"Nah, you can totally make a good living doing this."

 

[raybrochill]

"Nah, you can totally make a good living doing this."

fucking LOL