Australian Tours???

[outrageous]

Haha I love the fact that talking about Australia equals spontaneous beer talk

Here is what I have to add. (Go out country, you'll know what I mean)

Bundaberg Rum: Helping fat chicks get laid.

 

[Dän]

lol
helping me get laid lol
where bouts u from in the country?

 

[Shiny McShining Rodriguez]

Of the Aussie beers I am a Carlton Draught drinker.

TED's is a woman's beer.

 

[Dän]

Of the Aussie beers I am a Carlton Draught drinker.

TED's is a woman's beer.

how did you come to that conclusion?

 

[Carcassian]

Sorry chaps, I failed you all.

I drank Guiness with Jack Daniels and coke chasers.

Consequently my head stings like fuck, and my shit is the same colour and consistancy as hot tar.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[Dän]

Thanks for that man

 

[Carcassian]

That's OK man. Thanks to the wonders of wireless internet, I'm typing even as I shit - and they say science is dangerous!

 

[Dän]

lol

 

[Shiny McShining Rodriguez]

how did you come to that conclusion?

It's not really a "women's" beer, just a "weak as piss" beer, making it more palatable to the majority of women, thus many woman drink it.

 

[byrne]

TEDs abide by the clear bottle rule. all "single serve" drinks that come in clear bottles are girls drinks. applied, you can see it proved as follows:

VB: dark brown bottle + mans drink
Boags: dark green bottle + mans drink
Guiness: only in can form + mans drink
Redback: dark brown bottle + mans drink
Coronas: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
TEDs: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
Breezers: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
Smirnoff Ice (or however it is spelt): CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink

The rule is yet to fail.

 

[Carcassian]

TEDs abide by the clear bottle rule. all "single serve" drinks that come in clear bottles are girls drinks. applied, you can see it proved as follows:

VB: dark brown bottle + mans drink
Boags: dark green bottle + mans drink
Guiness: only in can form + mans drink
Redback: dark brown bottle + mans drink
Coronas: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
TEDs: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
Breezers: CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink
Smirnoff Ice (or however it is spelt): CLEAR bottle + GIRLS drink

The rule is yet to fail.

Wow, I've just applied that logic to all the drinks over here, and it holds fast.

All hail "Byrnes rule"

 

[Nico]

The best thing about Old's is that they're practically black. Now that's fucking metal.

 

[byrne]

tooheys old

much better than new as well.

 

[petehis kahn]

TED's have the worst fucking after taste ever.... piss easy to drink though.

tooheys old is my going out beer of choice but if I feel a little fancy I will get a micro brewery ale or something.

I thought it was only asians that drank Fosters? And only cowboys, who drive utes with rediculous mudflaps and antennae on them that drank Bundaberg...

Yeah I think I know a cowboy like that....

 

[Dän]

tooheys old

much better than new as well.

all of the tooheys brand is cool

 

[ohiogrinder]

Nile late last year, Cryptopsy earlier this month, Disgorge in March, Opeth in April, and you just missed Dragonforce (tonight for Melbourne, I believe). Kreator later in the year though, but that's pretty much the only band left on the cards.

Get out and see the local acts. Melbourne is a fucking great place.

tr00 dat. Melbourne is an awesome grind band breeding ground.

 

[outrageous]

Danallica - I'm not really from the country, but i've been out there enought to know...especially to Deniliquin when the ute muster is on. Fucking bogan country that it (apologies to anyone who doesn't have a clue what I'm on about) I come from the North-Western Sydney area.

 

[Dän]

Danallica - I'm not really from the country, but i've been out there enought to know...especially to Deniliquin when the ute muster is on. Fucking bogan country that it (apologies to anyone who doesn't have a clue what I'm on about) I come from the North-Western Sydney area.

ok cool

 

[byrne]

out castle hill way? i used to live out there.

 

[outrageous]

Yeah that way, about 30 minutes further out though. And NO its not Quakers Hill, Mt Druitt or any other dero place like that