"Musicians: sleeping with lots of groupies doesn't count as valid sexual experience any more than serial wanking does. The moves that 'worked so well' on them won't work on any woman unimpressed by your 'fame'. Also their squeals of delight were at having another 'name' to add to the list, not at your one-position, clitoris-avoiding thrusts. Also, they all laughed about you with their mates. -HolyMoly.co.uk"