awesome things my boss said today

Josh Seipp

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1) other coworker, about a brochure we're making for another department: "they just called and they want this instead"

boss: "yeah well they can kiss my ass"

2) "he's an assmunch"

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yeah I did a lot of photoshop stuff today! they also want me to learn quark. and I proofread all the print in the Annual Report. that was kind of boring actually.

basically they just created my position to offset the workload on the other people there, so I'm getting a lot of stuff from the writers and graphic designer - like stuff they've already started (for now) - press releases, batch photoshop jobs, and website updates. it's such a small office that there really isn't any one person who has to do all the grunt work, like envelope stuffing or whatever, because then it wouldn't ever get done. and another nice thing about the size is that everyone is involved on every project.
 
Josh, there is a downloadable quark sample program on the website somewhere--I can get the link if you want--that lets you do pretty much everything except save it. So you can learn it without finding a pirated copy or buying it.
 
whoah here's another good sign:

me, seeing another coworker looking at pitchfork: "oh dude you should check out indieworkshop.com"

devin: "oh, yeah, that site's awesome..."

!!!!
 
not to IW-geek this thread out and rain on josh's cool job parade but when i bought the stella link cd friday night and gave them MY LAST REMAINING IW STICKERS AND BUTTONS (HINT) they totally remembered right away that article i did on a show they and the life & times played. i got a free dirtnap cd too.

(jake, working on that review & 2 others, willsendsoonpromisethx)

and NOW:
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