Bankstown High Maths Exam

Gavin

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Bankstown High Maths Exam

You have approximately 1 hour to answer the following
questions. No calculators, mobile phones, laptop
computers, mainframe computers, geiger counters,
electrolysis kits or chiko rolls my be used during
the exam.

1. If Ali lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and
puts on stolen 18 inch zepter wheels how many inches
has he originally lost from the stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved
how many razors will he need before he goes to the gym
at 6pm?

3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the police in Lakemba
to Punchbowl and steals a car and drives another 5 km
to Bankstown, how many kilometres has he travelled if
he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?

4. If Ahmed receives a $200 a week disability
allowance from Centrelink and works with his brother
as a builder and receives a further $400 a week, and
pays $10 a week for each of his 11 children for
school, how much money does he have left to buy a
smashed Tarago from the
auctions?

5. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt
open and reveals 1 golden cross and 2 other golden
ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair
coming from his chest with an average height of 2 cm,
what is the probability that the ornaments will be
visible from:
2 feet away _________%
5 feet away _________%
100 Feet away _________%

6. If Soula needs 25ml of wax a day to get rid of her
facial her, and Soula is only 19, how many mls will
her
mum need if she is 47?

7. If Bilal gets a haircut and gets a number 2 on the
sides and number 3 on the top then goes back 3 weeks
later and gets a number 1 all round, how much has his
hair grown in 3 weeks ? (Assume that his hair grows
evenly at a rate of 2mm per day)

8. If George has $12,000 and buys 2 smashed cars from
the auctions how much will it cost him to fix them if
Ahmed his friend from school is a panel beater and
charges him Habib rates of $40 an hour?

9. If Sam boosts his turbo on his 200SX to 22psi and
puts a chip to aggregate the turbo to 17psi on
weekends, what pressure is exerted on the turbo if he
puts another standard Nissan turbo and runs the twin
turbos only on Sunday nights at Brighton?

10. If Greg Smith hears the word "yullah"
approximately 55 times an hour in Bankstown square how
many times will hear the word "mate" in Penrith, if
Bankstown has a population of 85,000 and Penrith has a
population of 10,000?

11. If your Father normally buys 1 item of clothing a
year. How many years must pass before he gets around
to
buying a second pair of pants?

12. If Luigi drives his family and his cousins all in
one car from Leichardt to Stanmore how many round
trips
will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a
lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant at any
one given time?

13. If Layla has to move her eyes 50 degrees to the
right when doing her maths HSC to see Julie Wilson's
answers, how many degrees will she have to move her
head if Michelle, Linda and Lisa are sitting 1 meter
apart from Julie?

14. If Jim changes the oil in his fish and chip shop's
deep frier every 18 months and this costs him $400.
How
often should he change his oil if he wants to spend on
average a total of $180 per annum on oil changes?

15. If Abdo runs a kebab shop and is a taxi driver on
weekends and earns $1,200 a week how much does
centrelink give him for his unemployment benefit?

16. If Ahmed uses 1kg of bog to fix his smashed car,
how many cans of spray paint will he need if hardware
house is selling them for $9 each, and each can has
850ml and the ambient air temperature averages at 22.5
degrees Celsius?

17. If Effie's mum sells her galaktoboureko for $2 a
slice and she wants to make an extra 10% profit on
each
slice how many sheets of filo pastry will she leave
out if filo pastry costs 62c a sheet and she normally
used 17 sheets on each tray which she cuts into 16
slices?

18. If Julie Smith buys 3 slices of ham, 4 slices of
devon, and 2 slices of chicken from the deli for her
kids for school lunch, how many kilos correspondingly
will Voula buy for her children?

19. If Bankstown's ethnic community is increasing at
3.5% a mth, and its overall population at 2.1% a
month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?

 
Glad you like it, it still cracks me up each time i read it.
I think even people who live in that area would have to have a laugh.