Troops, heres the new song we discussed.


Apr 14, 2001
Ok Troops, here it is, your first big hit "Blown Off The Stage" I just made it so you sing it along to the music from Livin On A Prayer. Make us proud Troops :)

Spawny looked around on the bus
A woman looked alright, he said nothing like a fool, ooh a fool

Troops sang glam and rocked all day
He saw the woman too and decided to make his play, ooh his play

He had a hold on all of her heart
Troops a step ahead and Spawn wasnt so smart
They had each other, Spawn lost the plot
He cried, his life torn apart

Ooooooooooooooh! Troops at second base
Wooooooooooooah! Must have thought it was a race
He shook her up, he had a lust that killed
Ooooooooooooooh! Coming in at pace

Troops showed her how glam he could be
She stood there in awe, then she went down on her knees to see... Ooooh to see

Troops unveiled the source of his lust
She was there in awe, she couldnt say a word, it was love... Oooh love...

Then she grabbed a hold of, Troops growing snake
Troops was feeling faint it was all he could take
She saw him falling, and hit the floor
Oooooooooooooh, a noise he did make

Ohhhhhhhhhh! Troops blacked out there
Woooooooooah! Didnt remember nor care
Being knocked out, it didnt seem fair
Oooooooooooh! But he did have big hair
*Guitar solo*

Oooh He tried to wake up, ready or not
He lived for the sex cos thats all that glams got

Oooooooh! Blown off the stage
Woooooah! Seen better days!
He shook his head, and he drank some more beer
Oooooh! Its just another page
In my biography!

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Very good! Hahahahaha! I liked the 2nd verse the best. After that I would've taken a bit of a different direction hahahaha! Me passing out wouldn't have come to mind lol!
Well it was hard getting stuff to rhyme with obscure body parts and sexual debauchery, consider this song as being about when you are 45 and in decline, playing on the Rock Never Stops tour or something :)