Whenever a full 24 hour cycle goes past without goreripper posting a link to some anti-Howard-slanted article about workplace reforms, climate change or immigration... have ten drinks.
Whenever Dän's response to the article doesn't involve the words "pinko", "commie" or ""... have a billion drinks.
It's safe to say neither of these conditions will ever be met though.
We would have gone to the Your Right at Work shindig at the Family last night except that Jazynthe had not had her afternoon nap. I'm glad we didn't though. I would have been shitfaced by about 10 o'clock and I'm at work right now.