Time for the Maiden Downunder Awards

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah.... Put one name next to each category... and if you want, a reason why you chose that dude/dudette.

Category:

Funniest:
Smartest:
Most Annoying:
Most Persistent:
Most Talented:
Most obscure taste (music):
Most obscure taste (general):
Person who posts the most pointless stuff:
Most likley to become famous:
Rudest:
Coolest online name:
Most popular:
Person who posts more smileys than anyone:
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about:
Biggest time waster:
Laziest:
Wittiest:
Person you would most like to meet in real life:
Person who you think you would be scared of:

Vote now........... or forever... don't.... vote now. Either way, I'm sleepin well tonight!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Funniest: Spawn - Cause he posts some stupid shit
Smartest: Wrathy - seems more intelligent than me
Most Annoying: Spiff - posts too many damn polls
Most Persistent: I'd say me..... GO BUY PAIN OF SALVATION
Most Talented: Lord Tim or Moony because they have the best hair
Most obscure taste (music): Troops, cause he likes KISS
Most obscure taste (general): Spawn, cause I have seen the shirt that he wears in the pics in his journal
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Spiffo again.. He posts alot when he is bored
Most likley to become famous: Lord Tim.. cause he can scream
Coolest online name: Blitzkrieg, because I like to typr Blitzy. It looks cool. I might call my son Blitzy I think.
Most popular: Moonchild. "If she posts, they will reply"
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Troops
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Smashed..... cause sometimes he posts when he is smashed.
Biggest time waster: Spiffo again! haha, I dont have anything against you really
Laziest: Salty for never getting back to us about the JP/JR tour. Get off your ass and pay for them to come dude!!
Wittiest: Spawn or Mark.... Spawn is dumb witty, and Mark is inyo mumma's face witty.
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Moony.... Do you come with the car?! haha...... just joking..... ahem
Person who you think you would be scared of: Soilworker.... Cause he has Breeding Death as his signature, and quite frankly... that scares me

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Funniest: Spawny
Smartest: Wrathy I reckon
Most Annoying: Spiffy because I'm not allowed to say I won auctions on ebay lol
Most Persistent: Spawny, about the whole Hair Of The Dog thing haha!
Most Talented: Lord Tim for sure
Most obscure taste (music): Xena and I coz we love all these glam bands most people have never heard of, and coz I worship Vinnie Vincent Invasion
Most obscure taste (general): Wrathy, knows his comics and horror and everything really well and I've never heard of half the stuff he posts about hehe
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: No question about it, Spawny hehe.
Most likley to become famous: Moony! She has the voice and the look goin' for her, she should make it!
Rudest: Spiff maybe? LOL
Coolest online name: Well the coolest is vinnievincent but he's on the Dungeon board, coolest here would be... I dunno! LOL
Most popular: Spawny, Moony or Tim I reckon
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Spawny
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: I dunno...
Biggest time waster: Spawny haha
Laziest: Myself of course
Wittiest: Tanya!
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Tonci and Tanya
Person who you think you would be scared of: Spawny because of his mesh top haha!

 

[Lord Tim]

Ah, shit - this is gonna be hard!

OK......

Funniest: Heaps - too many to choose! Probably Troops or Spawny
Smartest: Wrathy
Most Annoying: JonBonJovi when she's on a crusade, normally against Spiff! HAHAHA!
Most Persistent: Sprucey! HAHA!
Most Talented: Meeeeeeeeee! HAHAHAHA! Nah, Moonchild!
Most obscure taste (music): Troops!
Most obscure taste (general): Dunno
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Spawny! Look at his post count, people! The post count! LOOK!! HAHA!
Most likley to become famous: Moonchild - no question!
Rudest: Koichi
Coolest online name: Mark (how did he ever come up with that? HAHA!)
Most popular: I'd probably say Moonchild again
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Troops!
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Dracula! HAHA! (j/k Nawar )
Biggest time waster: Either Spiff with his polls or Spawn while he's working!
Laziest: Dunno
Wittiest: Spiff or Kem
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Lord Tim
Person who you think you would be scared of: Lord Tim - I've seen him naked! *shudder* HAHAHAHA!
Person who posts "HAHAHA" the most: Errr.....

 

[salty]

Funny how my lazy vote gets cast regarding the JR/JP thing...while the band is anything but lazy touring across Europe LOL

No news untill after they get home...last thing they want to discuss on tour is going back on tour again lol

So I appeal my lazy vote! lol

 

[Spiff]

Funniest: Koichi
Smartest: Wrathchild... only because I can't vote for myself (notice how many times I don't ask for info from people? do ya??? )
Most Annoying: Southy for doing this: all the time. Also, Dracula for using quotation marks instead of brackets. And I can't forget Jon Bon Jovi.
Most Persistent: Troops - also in the running for the 'most ignorant' award for his slander about Alexi Laiho.
Most Talented: Talented at what? Music? Sport? Hopskotch? Lord Tim (for the first one).
Most obscure taste (music): Seventh Son, only because I've been told that my taste is obscure (well, used to be when I was a prog fan) and I haven't heard half the stuff HE blabbers on about)
Most obscure taste (general): Hmm... dunno.
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: T... Troops with his stupid polls
Most likley to become famous: Mark - his heavy metal Microsoft will take over the world
Rudest: Southy
Coolest online name: Kem. Short and to the point.
Most popular: Moony. Everyone's sucking up to her so that she'll remember us when she's the princess of pop.
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Troops
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Dracula
Biggest time waster: Anyone who replies to a thread with a 'I don't really care'. If you don't care then DON'T FRICKIN' BOTHER POSTING!!
Laziest: Anyone who hasn't visited www.talkmovies.net yet! Oh, and Sprucey for STILL not finishing the Battle of the Bands.
Wittiest: There's a difference between funny and witty (sorta). That said, I'm voting for Koichi again.
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Spawn
Person who you think you would be scared of: Southy

So I'm guessing I shouldn't bother continuing with the Maiden song polls? Hey, suits me fine.

 

[spawn]

Funniest: Koichi, phloggy, Sydo and Spiffy all make me laugh hysterically quite often. Troops does too, but its more out of shock and pity Oh, and Blitzy, he comes up with some good ones also! As do Coops and Aces, but they are more like Humour snipers they post and disappear for a while.

Smartest: Wrathy!

Most Annoying: Hmmm... I dont know, I dont really get annoyed much, I just say my piece and then as far as im concerned its over with. You need to ask this when someone has said something stupid, not when noones bothering me!

Most Persistent: Sprucey. POS! Also Troops for his unbelieveable knowledge of all things glam!

Most Talented: Probably Moony, Timmy, Tinman, Dakk, Stu or Stevo id say, they can all either sing or play instruments very well. Or both.

Most obscure taste (music): Koichi.

Most obscure taste (general): I dont know... Define obsucure in general?

Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Probably me, or maybe Troops when he finds a 2nd hand album by some glam band that was together for 6 minutes until they broke up but they could have been huge if they had hit at the right time

Most likely to become famous: Moony! Maybe Wrathy too if he writes a book.

Rudest: Probably those damn eteamers who drop in only to promote their stuff.

Coolest online name: Mark. Uses his real name. Respect.

Most popular: Moony or Troops!

Person who posts more smileys than anyone: That would be me id say...

Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Seventh Son and Sprucey when they mention some prog guy I have never heard of! Smashed also, when he is drunk!

Biggest time waster: Southy with the smileys

Laziest: I dont know, how do you define lazy on a messageboard?

Wittiest: phloggy, closely followed by Spiffy

Person you would most like to meet in real life: I dont know, I dont like meeting people in real life, maybe just have a big metal party at my house and just invite everyone over to watch metal bootlegs all night?

Person who you think you would be scared of: Troops because he has so much enthusiasm he would talk me into joining his glam band and by the time I realised what had happened we would be signed to Perris records!

 

[spawn]

Dont you dare stop those polls Spiffy

 

[phlogiston]

Funniest: Spawn, closely followed by Spiff
Smartest: Wrath
Most Annoying: Dracula - damn those posts get complicated.
Most Persistent: Troops
Most Talented: LT
Most obscure taste (music): I'm not real sure. Koich likes Tom Waits, so I guess I'll say him.
Most obscure taste (general): Wrath
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Troops/spawn
Most likley to become famous: Moony, cause she's in the right genre. If metal were popular, the LT might stand a chance.
Rudest: Screw this category.
Coolest online name: Joe Salami.
Most popular: Moony. I think Spruce said it best.
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: spawn
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Dracula(see most annoying)
Biggest time waster: Troops. He posts polls that you actually have to answer, rather than puch buttons. And they're LONG!
Laziest: Southy. See that key to the left of the 'z' key? It's called a shift key, and it makes the letters go big.
Wittiest: Spiff/Mark
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Spawn/Spiff
Person who you think you would be scared of: Moony - she's a girl!

 

[spawn]

Short and to the point phloggy

 

[phlogiston]

That's why I'm not mentioned in the timewaster category.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Originally posted by Moon Child
Most Persistent: Troops. I'd never heard of Vinnie Vincent before. Now I'm a goddamn expert on him!

Person you would most like to meet in real life: Spawn

I think I'm doing a damn good job at spreading the word on Vinnie hahaha, a year ago pretty much nobody I knew had any idea who Invasion were... now nearly everybody I know or have spoken to knows all about Vinnie hahahha, and I've even converted a few people into fans! Rock on Tonci!!

OooooooooOOoooOOOooOooOoO go Spawny!

 

[spawn]

I wouldnt have spent 80 dollars on 2 VVI albums if it werent for Troops...

Where am I going?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Originally posted by spawn
Person who you think you would be scared of: Troops because he has so much enthusiasm he would talk me into joining his glam band and by the time I realised what had happened we would be signed to Perris records!

Ohhhhhh didn't I tell you?!? We're going into the studio next week dude. The working title is still "Lipstick 'N Leather" incase you were wondering... Tim's making an appearance too, on the song "Love Truncheon"... Haha!

(Apparently I use heaps of smileys so I better live up to it hahaha!)

Spiff: I actually do own a Children Of Bodom album and he is amazingly skilled. He just happens to suck at making any of his solos sound remotely interesting. It's like "practice your scales" over a backing track of speed metal.

 

[spawn]

I wonder if we will crack the 200 sales barrier?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Who knows we might even sell more than Pretty Boy Floyd did with their latest album "Porn Stars".

 

[mattt]

no one voted for me

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Funniest: thats the best part about MD, everyone here cracks me up, and its just fun catching up on all the posts, but I will give Troops, Spawny, Sydo, LT and Koich a special mention coz they make me laugh the most.
Smartest: everyone has knowledge of their own area.
Most Annoying: spammers that drop in when it suits them
Most Persistent: definately Troops, as Moony said, I know more about VVI than some of the bands I actually listen to because of Troops constant promotion.
Most Talented: LT
Most obscure taste (music): Troops for glam, Spawny for loving thrash but not loving SFSGSW, Seventh Son for his prog, Phloggy for his non-metal tastes, ect.
Most obscure taste (general): LT for that link he posted!
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Spawny posts the most, but is it all pointless? I think I will give this one to Troops, LOL.
Most likley to become famous: LT or Moony.
Rudest: Koich
Coolest online name: Mark's the man!
Most popular: I like Sprucey's response!
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Troops, Southy, Spawny..
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Drac
Biggest time waster: At the moment I would say Troops and his survey thingys!
Laziest: Spawny, I don't even know what you do at work, but get back to it!
Wittiest: Koich, Phloggy, Spawny all have their moments.
Person you would most like to meet in real life: Spawn, for the reason Moony gave "For the life of me, I can't match up the Spawny I know with those pics!.
Also, Coops and Aces, would love to see a Scourge gig! THRASH!
Person who you think you would be scared of: Spawn, because he is still yet to smile!

 

[mattt]

Funniest: spiff
Smartest: .......
Most Annoying: spiff!! (sorry dude! haha)
Most Persistent: .....
Most Talented: the dungeon dudes
Most obscure taste (music): .....
Most obscure taste (general): .....
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: spiff!
Most likley to become famous: the dungeon dudes
Rudest: me
Coolest online name: stu!
Most popular: LT
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: dunno
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: me!
Biggest time waster: me!
Laziest: me!
Wittiest: me!
Person you would most like to meet in real life: the dungeon dudes
Person who you think you would be scared of: Moon Child, im scared of women with power.....

 

[KoichCPA]

Funniest: I laugh at everyone on here, I don't think theres one person on this board who isn't a complete shit talker.
Smartest: everyone cept Blitzy,Troops and Spawny
Most Annoying: No one anymore, Trent and Xena during their love saga were annoying,but Xena made up for it when she went berko and had a hissy fit.
Most Persistent: Dunno really
Most Talented: God says were all Talented
Most obscure taste (music): Trent
Most obscure taste (general): Spawny(mesh shirts,pvc pants,Brazilians..need i go on?)
Person who posts the most pointless stuff: Everyone who posts here during the day
Most likley to become famous: Me, I've been asked to host a late night talk show with Kerry-ann Kennerly
Rudest: Tim and his scat porn
Coolest online name: Haupassia(it sounds dirty to me for some reason)
Most popular: One of the big three
Person who posts more smileys than anyone: Southy or Troops
Person who when they post, you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about: Sprucey
Biggest time waster: Spawny or Spiff,possibly me considering I haven't learnt anything all year cos of my free net access at uni.
Laziest: see above
Wittiest: Phloggy
Person you would most like to meet in real life: I wanna meet everyone from here, You guys are like my family and such soppy sentiments.
Person who you think you would be scared of: Southy(cos he'll "clobber" me apparently)