The Maiden Downunder Drinking Game!

[Joe Salami]

So I've gotten home from work, pulled a beer out of the fridge, clicked on this thread, and find I now have no alcohol left in the house and I'm half plastered.

And I only got to Spiff's opening remarks.

Fantastic stuff.

There should be more threads relating to thoughtless drinking games. The world would be a better place.

 

[weetbix]

Have a drink if a thread stays on topic for more than 5 posts.

Have 2 drinks if someone takes a thread off topic within 5 posts. 3 drinks if it is within 3 posts

 

[weetbix]

Just as a matter of interest ... how many people here don't drink?

 

[spawn]

I dont drink, but I will substitute apple juice for it. Or apple and blackcurrant if I want to hit the heavy stuff.

 

[Spiff]

I don't usually drink, but have been known to partake in the occasional Bundy & Coke on special occasions.

 

[Joe Salami]

Originally posted by Spiff
I don't usually drink, but have been known to partake in the occasional Bundy & Coke on special occasions.

I have a lot of special occasions....

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I drink, but not that often. Only a few times in the last 12 months that I can recall.

 

[weetbix]

That could mean you drink too much

 

[Sydo]

I don't drink that much these days. I just don't seem to get out much anymore.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Does not drinking apple juice count?

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by JonBonJovi
Does not drinking apple juice count?

Pffft! Lightweight!

 

[JonBonJovi]

I like my Scotch & Cokes too much I think I also like my beer too much as well.

 

[Gavin]

If mooney starts a thread and there is less than 100 views and 30 replys in 1 hour
have 5 shots of ouzo

 

[JonBonJovi]

If a thread goes for a whole week with everyone replying with not a single argument breaking out have 2 drinks.

 

[Sydo]

Originally posted by JonBonJovi
If a thread goes for a whole week with everyone replying with not a single argument breaking out have 2 drinks.

Bloody hell, you make us all seem like arseholes! Couldn't just let it slide so we can all live in peace, could ya?

Just grow up.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Sydo
Bloody hell, you make us all seem like arseholes! Couldn't just let it slide so we can all live in peace, could ya?

Just grow up.

What was that for Sydo? (I went and checked the other threads first, just incase I missed a big bunfight ) but nothing has thus far come to my attention, am I missing something?

 

[phlogiston]

Jeeze you're a fuckwit Spawn If you can't read the context of his post then maybe you should just piss off!!

 

[Spiff]

Spawn, as soon as you get a sense of humour let us know

 

[Sydo]

Oh dear..

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by spawn
am I missing something?

Spawns brain: HOW many times have I told you to shut the f**k up, just sit there and smile you idiot! Look at all the damage you do that I have to clean up. NO endorphins for YOU tonight. Wanker.