Battle of the Sexes

[Metal Maiden]

Is one better than the other? And why?

 

[thunderhead]

Uh oh......is this a trap?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

And why? Do you really need to ask???

 

[Riehlthing]

I did eenie meenie and man won...no reason besides blind luck.

 

[dutchy]

I wonder what Buddy's choice wil be!!

 

[DarbysDad]

I actually saide woman but I'm not giving a reason for fear the women here would spank me!! \nn/

 

[Riehlthing]

I actually saide woman but I'm not giving a reason for fear the women here would spank me!! \nn/

Isn't that a reason to give a reason? The spanking?

 

[ThraxDude]

After thinking about it for a couple minutes, I voted that woman have it easier.
They don't have to ask out the guy, he has to do it. They don't have to do anything as far as dating goes (except say 'Yes' or 'No', which is very difficult for most women to decide...). The man has to, not only ask her out, but make the first move, spend money on everything, go shopping with her uke: , etc.
However, after the marraige, I think the man has it easier, because then she has to do everything for him.......
Also, she has to deal with that monthly thing, and giving birth, etc.
Maybe it's actually a tie?

 

[Metal Maiden]

But you can pee standing up.

 

[ThraxDude]

But you can pee standing up.

So, you have better/more orgasms!

 

[Metal Maiden]

Our compensation for the monthly thing and child birth and yeast infections and having to sqat to pee and putting up with men.

 

[ThraxDude]

Okay, hehehe.
But you have no idea what it feels like to get injured in the balls.
Yeah, yeah, giving birth is a lot more painful, but they say, if a woman could remember what it feels like to give birth, she'd only have ONE child.

I do remember what it feels like to get hit in the balls.

*owwww!*

..........30 minutes go by...............

*it still hurts*

 

[remington69]

Okay, hehehe.
But you have no idea what it feels like to get injured in the balls.
Yeah, yeah, giving birth is a lot more painful, but they say, if a woman could remember what it feels like to give birth, she'd only have ONE child.

I do remember what it feels like to get hit in the balls.

*owwww!*

..........30 minutes go by...............

*it still hurts*

Yeah, but some of us have to deal with mentstaul cramps from hell once a month. And I'm not talking "Ooh, I have a itty-bitty cramp and a little bloating". I'm talking extreme pain, on the floor, passed out, labor like cramps....every month. Being a girl is a bitch sometimes. literally.

 

[mrthrax]

i'll say woman have it tougher,for them to bleed like stuffed pigs and not die is pretty impressive lol!

on the other hand if things get tough woman can always get a price for there body so men are disadvantaged in that respect,the only other thing i will say is that they cut the dicks off the dumb ones....

i hope i dont get hammered for that last comment.

 

[johnnieCzech]

It feels good to have a cock and not to have Aunt Flo every month! But on the other hand, chick have it little easier coz they can fuck anytime they want to. Come on, it's true, isn't it. A sexist pig I am!

 

[Metal Maiden]

*it still hurts*

I'll kiss it and make it better.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, now I'll get into it a little more. I voted for women, but I'm really not sure.

Yes, women have our periods, we give birth (after having our bodies invaded for nine months at a time), we shave our legs and other fun places regularly, and we have to deal with people who make no sense (men).

But men...first, you don't impress me with your peeing standing up. My sister taught me to do that when I was four, and it comes in damn handy, let me tell you. Especially when you're pregnant and you have to pee every 20 minutes but every bathroom you find scares you to death.

But I don't know how you guys walk around with a penis. They seem like so much work. You get hard pretty much at random, you shrink in the pool (and god knows where else), you're on the couch in the fetal position for hours if you land wrong after jumping off the roof (I've seen it happen), and I'm sure there are plenty of other things wrong with it that I'm either not aware of or not thinking of at the moment.

I agree with Thraude, men have it harder while dating. That has to suck. I married my second boyfriend, so I really wouldn't know. But it sounds like it really blows.

After marriage is a completely different story. Not only do women do pretty much everything around the house and wipe little butts all day, we have to remember things like your uncle's birthday. If it wasn't for us, your families wouldn't know you're still alive.

 

[Ragamuffin]

But men...first, you don't impress me with your peeing standing up. My sister taught me to do that when I was four, and it comes in damn handy, let me tell you. Especially when you're pregnant and you have to pee every 20 minutes but every bathroom you find scares you to death.

Aaah but can you write your name in the snow in perfect cursive?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

No. My talent ends at not having it run down my leg and get my socks. *hangs head in shame*

 

[Metal Maiden]

@Ragamuffin