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Xenophobe, I'd kiss you if you were a girl! Or if I was gay, either works. Or if I was a girl, that works too... But I digress.

I would so very much like to see longer posts and less shit from you halfwits who posts smileys and "i agree" posts and "yes" posts and "no" posts without a semblance of an argument attached to them. You know who you are - PISSANTS! I don't want to see every bloody thread have four pages even when my settings display 50 posts per page. There's just no need for your incessant intellectually impaired whining and moaning and bitching.

The sad thing is, half of you will post "I agree" messages and the other half will post "no" or "i don't care at all (except enough to reply because in secret i do care so much my weakling heart bleeds tears of constipated bullshit pseudo-poetry craphola)"" posts in reply to this. I'm taking names! Everyone who says "I don't agree" is a pathetic liar and anyone who gives me some oneliner bullshit is a self-proclaimed moron. In fact, every oneliner posted from now on - regardless of reason - is a proclamation of intrinsic stupidity.

I am your happy god, and I'm here to piss you off.
 
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be nice to profanityDecember 27th, 2003 02:00 PMhey there fatty. you need to loose some weight, ehh?


Which part of my body is fat? My head? :lol:
 
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Xenophobe, I'd kiss you if you were a girl! Or if I was gay, either works. Or if I was a girl, that works too... But I digress.

I would so very much like to see longer posts and less shit from you halfwits who posts smileys and "i agree" posts and "yes" posts and "no" posts without a semblance of an argument attached to them. You know who you are - PISSANTS! I don't want to see every bloody thread have four pages even when my settings display 50 posts per page. There's just no need for your incessant intellectually impaired whining and moaning and bitching.

The sad thing is, half of you will post "I agree" messages and the other half will post "no" or "i don't care at all (except enough to reply because in secret i do care so much my weakling heart bleeds tears of constipated bullshit pseudo-poetry craphola)"" posts in reply to this. I'm taking names! Everyone who says "I don't agree" is a pathetic liar and anyone who gives me some oneliner bullshit is a self-proclaimed moron. In fact, every oneliner posted from now on - regardless of reason - is a proclamation of intrinsic stupidity.

I am your happy god, and I'm here to piss you off.

If you want witty intellectual banter by great minds, maybe you should find a Mensa board somewhere... I think I have a Lawrence Livermore Labratory Grand Unified Theory Discussion thread bookmarked somewhere, maybe you can add your equations to the scheme of things there! :lol:

Oh, or perhaps a fine arts university somewhere might have some serious discussions on life, the universe and everything, to steal a title :)p).... this is just the General Chat forum.... pretty much anything but overly-repetitive inane banter is allowable and encouraged here. :)

Wow.... my message is getting too long, and the short attention span of this forum might be displeased. Please feel free to continue. But I like mustard on my pretzels, just for clarification... :Spin: