Xenophobe, I'd kiss you if you were a girl! Or if I was gay, either works. Or if I was a girl, that works too... But I digress.
I would so very much like to see longer posts and less shit from you halfwits who posts smileys and "i agree" posts and "yes" posts and "no" posts without a semblance of an argument attached to them. You know who you are - PISSANTS! I don't want to see every bloody thread have four pages even when my settings display 50 posts per page. There's just no need for your incessant intellectually impaired whining and moaning and bitching.
The sad thing is, half of you will post "I agree" messages and the other half will post "no" or "i don't care at all (except enough to reply because in secret i do care so much my weakling heart bleeds tears of constipated bullshit pseudo-poetry craphola)"" posts in reply to this. I'm taking names! Everyone who says "I don't agree" is a pathetic liar and anyone who gives me some oneliner bullshit is a self-proclaimed moron. In fact, every oneliner posted from now on - regardless of reason - is a proclamation of intrinsic stupidity.
I am your happy god, and I'm here to piss you off.