Beating Drug tests

[JontRevolting]

As some of you might be aware,i got the ass from work and am preparing myself for new employment,which basically means not smoking pot as a drug test is inevitable.I have been looking at various cleansing products on the net and was wondering if any of you have any experience with these tests or products,any suggestions would be appreciated.

 

[damnromulans]

Wait it out?

 

[King Richard]

Drink a lot of water and stop smoking dope. That's your quickest, cheapest, and easiest way of passing a drug test.

 

[damnromulans]

Besides you can't afford to smoke anyway

 

[Einherjar86]

The best way to beat a drug test is to be clean. There are all kinds of urban legends regarding substances that can "cleanse" your system, but nothing works, or at least nothing works for certain.

You need to stay clean for at least a month and piss a lot.

 

[Alongside Death]

Add a little citric acid to your cup of piss and voila!

I've heard that drinking a lot of milk helps.

 

[JontRevolting]

Thanx for the suggestions,giving up altogether seems the only sure fire why and you're right krampus i can't afford it.

 

[RodneyMunch]

Couldn't you just piss in a jar and bury it in your back yard until you need it? Or just keep it anywhere you wouldn't have to smell it.

 

[JontRevolting]

maybe but knowing my luck i'd probably forget where it was buried.

 

[RodneyMunch]

If you have a nice lawn you can always piss on the grass so there is a dead spot or mark it like a grave with a tombstone.

 

[unknown]

a guy I used to work with was a huge pothead and was going to apply for a new job that required a drug test. he drank nothing but cranberry juice and cranberry juice concentrate (undiluted) and said he was pissing free and clear. Kombucha helped him also

 

[JontRevolting]

thanx mate,that's awesome advice,some of these products that are being sold to pass drug tests are very expensive and i think cranberry juice might be the way to go,especially if it's helped your mate.I've smoked fairly heavily in the past and i'm lead to believe that it builds up in your system so i'm doubtful about these single use products,a couple of weeks on the cranny and i'll try to get some Kombucha aswell and i should be right hopefully.

 

[Doomguy]

I've heard that THC stays in the system for about 5 days in the urine but 3 weeks in the blood. Try chugging a lot of cranberry juice; does wonders in flushing your kidneys.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Water, coffee, beer, tea, a lot of B-12 vitamins. Break a sweat too, exercise and shit. Also, all you need is about 1 week of sobriety. Don't believe the gov't figures of 3 - 4 months, it's total bullshit.

 

[Srontgorrth]

My friends used synthetic urine, which they bought at a smoke shop in town. The key is to keep it at the right temp before you go in, and then get done with it quick and you're good to go.

 

[A1a23]

Or if you cannot get synthetic urine, you could always just borrow piss from a straight friend.

 

[The Emptier]

don't do drugs

 

[The Ozzman]

I have been looking at various cleansing products on the net

Solution: stop smoking pot

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[False Joe]

Isn't the easiest solution to not get stoned?

 

[Valerie]

Bunch of squares in this thread.