Best Band Names/Album Titles

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

List the best ones. I mean ones so good, that you never heard the band but had to check them out because of the title alone

Archgoat - "Whore of Bethlehem"

 

[Macharius]

Anal Cunt - "Everyone Should Be Killed"

 

[neal]

Goatwhore - Funeral Dirge for the Rotting Sun

music turned out rather meh

 

[Calamitas1786]

Primus - Pork Soda (it blew my little 8 year old mind)

Vital Remains - Dechristianized

Freak Kitchen - Spanking Hour

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

@ neal. Yeah their first album was way better.

Also use this thread to discuss awesome headbanging satanic muzaak

 

[neal]

someone had Deströyer 666 - I Am the Wargod as a np and it was such an awesome and ridiculous name i had to check it out. they make you believe it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Ragnarok-Blackdoor Miracle

More for the song title and lyrics, I guess. I'm glad I decided to listen to it, though.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Will Bozarth - Music To Invade Castles By

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

now downloading Deathgate Arkanum - Germanic Fields of Hate
This has got to rule.

 

[Shpongled]

someone had Deströyer 666 - I Am the Wargod as a np and it was such an awesome and ridiculous name i had to check it out. they make you believe it.

That song is endlessly epic. I'm putting it on right now actually.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

D666 fucking rules

 

[neal]

That song is endlessly epic. I'm putting it on right now actually.

ya know what? i am too

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I will too!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[Shpongled]

I saw them like 2 years ago at The Funhouse... that place is about the size of my apartment. One of the best show ever.

 

[Shpongled]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I would fuckin' love to catch em live. They have an album coming out next year supposedly. D666 is pretty much the epitome of metal and manliness.

 

[Shpongled]

Totally. I challenge anyone to find a band more metal than Destroyer 666. I'm sayin screw it and playing this whole album now.

 

[EricT]

Strapping Young Lad's Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing. Sure, the album is definitely weak, but god damn did that title excite me anyway. The bonus track having the name "Satan's Ice Cream Truck" definitely helped.

Can't have a thread like this without mentioning Morbid Angel's Abominations of Desolation. Remember the first time you saw that fucking album in a store? Guaran-fucking-tee that you said to yourself "HOLY FUCK... MORBID ANGEL!? Abominations of WHAT?! THAT NAME IS FUCKING AWESOME", otherwise, you're a faggot! Same goes for Death Angel's The Ultra-Violence.

Whoracle. Fucking awesome fusion there. Shame In Flames became so gay.

Bal-Sagoth's Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne Of Ultima Thule. I just had to find out...

Immortal's Pure Holocaust? Pure AWESOME.

Dying Fetus, say what you will about the music, is an AWESOME band name. They also tend to have kickass album titles "Killing on Adrenaline", "Grotesque IMpalement", "Destroy the Opposition"... just straight forward kick ass.

Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast. Still renown for it's ass kicking name.

But the undisputed champion of awesome album names? Deathspell Omega - Inquisitors of Satan. Hands fucking down most kickass fucking band name/album name EVER. And it fucking delivers...

This post was filled with AWESOME.

 

[Shpongled]

Whoracle. Fucking awesome fusion there. Shame In Flames became so gay.

Oh shit that's a good one. I mean I love the album, but ANY band could put out an album called "Whoracle" and I would listen to it, so it's perfect for this thread.

Ironically enough, it's the first In Flames album I ever heard and the last one I really loved.