Symphony X pron titles

MrFast said:
Ok, do a conspiracy on why the show "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was canceled.
PLEASE!!!

Or better yet, do a conspiracy on why my band isn't scheduled to tour with Symphony X after they finish the new album.:lol:
 
- A Lesson Before Blowing;

- CUMmunion and the WHORacle;

- Slut of The Machine;

- The Banging Season;

- The Bitching Hour;

- Bums of Sorrow;

- Out of the Bitches;

- Candlelight Bondage Fantasy;

- Hard Pharaoh;

- Of Sins and Shadows (And Sins are Good!)
 
Some of the ones people posted here are really bad. There are some pretty good ones (Cummunion :lol:) but some of 'em are really really bad.

MrFast said:
So I'm not the only one who's pissed at FOX for cancelling that show!
Of course not!
 
I'll make a story out of this. I may steal a few, but it will be funny.

It all began with

Bad Experiences of the Apprentice (Incantations of the Apprentice)

involving the theory of

Evolution: the Grand Ejaculation in the Gene Pool (Family Guy Reference :lol: ) (Evolution the Grand Design)

and

A Rapist's Paradise (A Fool's Paradise)

as well as

Rapture or Porn (Rapture or Pain)

which was caused by things done while playing

The Sexation Game (The Damnation Game.... That was just terrible.)

which was played during

The Bitching Hour (The Witching Hour)

during which,

The Boobs of Medusa (The Eyes of Medusa)

turned whoever stared at them to stone. Then, deep

In the Dragon's Bed, (In the Dragon's Den)

everyone could see

Through the Looking Ass (Through the Loking Glass)

that

Orion the Woman Hunter (Orion the Hunter)

was banging

Lady of the Blow (Lady of the Snow)

and Orion's shot his

Cummunion In the Whoracle (Communion and the Oracle)

and his male organs then were

Fallen (this works in context.)

and so,

The Fucking (The Haunting)

was over, and with the help of

Absinthe, Rue and Viagra, (Absinthe and Rue)

Orion managed to get

A Lesson Before Fucking.


THE END..... or is it?
 
I haven't seen her here for a long time

maybe she fell off her chair and is now unconscious...

or maybe she just took some days off - quasi HOLIDAYS
 
I think I may make a part 2. But not now. I need something to do in school tomorrow.
 
This thread has the opportunity to be hilarious... but so many of the ones people are posting are horrible. It should at least RHYME... you can't just change the word entirely, lol.

Twilight in Olympussy... that's all I've got, lol.
 
The Re-lick :zombie:

In-cuntations of the apprentice :erk:

Fuckkolade :puke:

The Odd assey :guh:

Dr. Assed to fill :cry: :cry: :cry:

Awinter's Cream, Awinter is the man :puke: :yell:

Savage Cumtail, a nice cocktail :ill: :yuk:

Ok, sorry i am drunk more than average :kickass: :kickass: :loco: :erk:
 
Time-Machinist said:
The Re-lick :zombie:

In-cuntations of the apprentice :erk:

Fuckkolade :puke:

The Odd assey :guh:

Dr. Assed to fill :cry: :cry: :cry:

Awinter's Cream, Awinter is the man :puke: :yell:

Savage Cumtail, a nice cocktail :ill: :yuk:

Ok, sorry i am drunk more than average :kickass: :kickass: :loco: :erk:
The only good one there was A Winter's Cream. (I may borrow that for Part 2.)